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2.0 out of 5 stars All y'all lieing., June 9, 2009
So I totally bought this T-shirt thinking it would make me into the irresistible wolf-man that I really am... but when I wore it to the local bar, it did not attract the kind of attention I initially thought it would. At first I walked into the bar and there was silence except for the sweet voice of Hank Williams coming out of the juke box. Then all of the men and two women left. "Intimidation", I thought. "This is even better than the 'Bear who tears through my chest' T-shirt," I thought. I thought wrong.

First off, the only fly mama who'd talk to me was some college grad student in biology. You know, the "tree-huggin'", "dirty hippie" type. All she wanted to do was predatory effects in ecology and how she liked to see the re-introduction of wolves into the natural habit. It was so dull, I was almost happy when all the men and two women returned with rifles and pointed them at me.

Fortunately, I think quick on my feet, and I jumped behind the bar before they opened fire. I then ran on all fours as quick as I could into the bathroom and locked the door. I knew they'd be shooting the door in before long, so I smashed the window and high tailed it out of there.

The only positive that I'd say about the shirt is that, when I have it on, I can take down and dismember a calf in about 4.2 seconds.
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Initial post: Jul 31, 2009 6:09:17 PM PDT
Wolf says:
i believe you!

Posted on Sep 20, 2009 6:19:04 PM PDT
Thank God we read this before it was too late.

Posted on Mar 19, 2011 11:08:03 PM PDT
Read Further says:
i like Hank Williams SR. If you have a problem with that then I have a problem with you. Where's my gun?

Posted on Jul 30, 2013 4:17:03 PM PDT
zach says:
This is beyond the funniest thing ive ever read
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