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5.0 out of 5 stars Satan's Children-Funniest Movie Ever!!!!, January 3, 2005
This review is from: Asylum of Satan/Satan's Children (DVD)
Asylum of Satan is all well and good, but Satan's Children could possibly be the single funniest movie of all time. Meant to be serious it contains so many lines that make you laugh so historical that it is possible your heart could explode!!! Bobby's father only has one line throughout the entire movie that isn't side splitting. Only to follow it up with another classic remark. The whole concept of this atrocity is so funny you'll want to watch it over and over. When watching this mess-terpiece keep an eye out for the following:

1. The amount of times the Douglas family exclaims ALL RIGHT!!!

2. The amount of time Bobby Douglas is walking on the street before going into a gay bar.

3. The speed in which Jake and Bobby travel on his MoPed. They are going so slow, Jake can barley keep it steady.

4. How long Janice's leg is under the table, and the look of accomplishment on Bobby's face.

5. The background when the one girl is getting asked if she is gay or not.

6. The soup Bobby is get fed while he is hurt (It's water)

7. The gunfire screams at the end.

8. The 45-minute love song, while Janice is hanging.

You see all these great scenes and more in Satan's Children!!!

Oh yeah don't miss Chris Duncan's mustache or the zipper on the Satan outfit in the remarkable Asylum or Satan!!!
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