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5.0 out of 5 stars Keep those nards fresh, June 7, 2013
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This review is from: Fresh Balls Lotion The Solution for Men - 5 oz tube (Health and Beauty)
This product is great. I'm a male prostitute I need my genitals to be fresh at all times. Nothing turns a paying customer off more than a pair of acorns that reek like, well..... that reek like you're a male prostitute. I work mostly with older ladies who enjoy the company of an guy who has confidence that his bojangles smell clean and presentable. This product does that. Before I used Fresh Balls my giblets stuck to my leg and would smell like burnt plastic and garbage juice. My sales were terrible and I thought I would have to quit the biz and move back in with my parents. (My dad is an extremely successful male prostitute so this is even more embarrassing.) I tried everything from cologne, to Lysol, to actually washing them and nothing seemed to stop the stink. I bought Fresh Balls as a last ditch effort to save my career. Holy heck did it work! My marbles are clean, fresh, and ready to go at all times. No longer do I have to worry that if I pick up a Jill (what we call female customers in the biz) at the dollar store by my condo that my balls smell sour. They don't smell sour. They smell great. You don't have to be a male prostitute to buy this product. It works for everybody with a sack that wants it to smell like a summer breeze. My sack smells like a summer breeze. A summer breeze that will have sex with you for money. Thank you Fresh Balls!
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Initial post: Jun 8, 2013 10:07:03 AM PDT
Phil D. says:
Best. Review. Ever.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 19, 2013 10:41:44 AM PDT
Joe says:
You sir could sell more than just sex. Nice Review!

Posted on Jun 20, 2013 9:25:35 PM PDT
Pamela B says:
Hysterical! I could hardly read this out loud to my husband (who would also love summer-breeze-fresh balls) without rolling off the couch in fits of laughter.

Posted on Jun 23, 2013 10:32:39 PM PDT
$miley says:
Epic

Posted on Jul 11, 2013 3:49:50 PM PDT
FrugalMonkey says:
Lol your writing is so good. And you are so witty. Why not sell more than just sex? haha

Posted on Jul 17, 2013 6:29:59 PM PDT
Wow! LOVE IT!

Posted on Jul 24, 2013 1:20:42 PM PDT
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Posted on Aug 9, 2013 12:25:36 PM PDT
I was already gonna buy this product. After reading this review, I'm buying 2

Posted on Sep 22, 2013 5:51:03 AM PDT
Etherbunny51 says:
The best review EVER, thanks to you and your Fresh Balls

Posted on Oct 8, 2013 1:09:01 PM PDT
jamestheman says:
Omg best review ever x
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