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This review is from: BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk) (Office Product)
If you identify as male do NOT use this product.
The "for her" label is not just a gimmick exploiting archaic gender constructs, it's a WARNING. Even if you're a boy who likes pastels and glitter (which really I don't see why you shouldn't, what kind of moron thinks that only girls would like that kind of thing? seems kind of backwards to me) this pen is NOT for you. I don't know why they didn't put a clearer warning on the label, they really should have because if you are a boy and use this pen you put yourself at great risk. My little brother turned into a unicorn after I lent him one, and my friend told me that a boy in her class grew fairy wings in the middle of a test.
I'm serious, guys, be careful, these really are just "for her"! BIC, please, recall this product until you've made the warning more explicit to avoid more tragedy!!!
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Initial post: Aug 27, 2012 7:49:18 PM PDT
Stuart Holmes says:
I almost ordered a dozen! Thank you so much for this review.
In reply to an earlier post on Aug 28, 2012 6:55:23 AM PDT
Robert P. Flanagan says:
Thank you! I have two sons that could have turned... I can't say it...
Posted on Aug 28, 2012 9:09:56 AM PDT
Ryan L. Kempf says:
Posted on Aug 28, 2012 9:36:12 AM PDT
What if you are already gay? No harm then, right?
Posted on Aug 28, 2012 11:47:34 AM PDT
June Bug says:
THANK YOU! You saved me, my boyfriend is already "artistic" so this might have pushed him to the "other side"! I dare imagine, how this could have impacted my life!
Posted on Aug 28, 2012 11:51:31 AM PDT
Miss E. Footman says:
Ive always wanted to be a unicorn..... damn I wish I was a boy...
Posted on Aug 28, 2012 1:55:32 PM PDT
S. Roy says:
Thank you for letting us men know about the truth. I don't want to be a unicorn either. Is there any Bic for Him pen that will turn the girls into unicorn? We might love that.
In reply to an earlier post on Aug 28, 2012 3:38:21 PM PDT
NOT that there's anything WRONG with that...!
In reply to an earlier post on Aug 28, 2012 3:39:02 PM PDT
Not if you don't mind growing a nice pair of boobies!
In reply to an earlier post on Aug 28, 2012 3:49:04 PM PDT
H. Johnson says:
I don't think it would work that way. A Bic for Him would probably turn a girl into a dragon, or a Hellhound, or something similar.