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A large scotch and soda and a smaller ego please .,
This review is from: Cocktail [VHS] (VHS Tape)
This is the best film to come out of , the fire I had in my shed.The other two being INTRUCTIONS FOR GROWING DANDELIONS , in japanese , and COALMINING AND ITS AFFECT ON THE SHADE OF MOLEHAIR . Tom Cruise plays a barman whos hair changes from scene to scene like a traffic light . The boy has ambition to strike it rich ,and in between studies ,goes to work in Bryon Browns bar.Where the two of them dance about and throw bottles into the air like a chimps teaparty .Meanwhile all the customers die of thirst, so tom goes off into the sun to find a rich woman to latch onto . He soon finds one that has a thing for men in elevator shoes . Will he stay with the money ,or marry his true love ,the queen of the leprechauns , in a traditional . lets all walk under a snakes belly wedding . I belive the film was originally ,to be called TWO SHOW OFFS . Then after the film was viewed in its entirety and the investors had killed themselfs ,they settled for COCKTAIL . Changing hair the insomniacs cure .
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Initial post: Jan 31, 2010 8:33:46 PM PST
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Dusty Roads says:
Go drink your prune juice you silly sap ! Why the Hell [you] would think a movie with the name "Cocktail" would fit into your type of viewing category is beyond me !
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