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1.0 out of 5 stars ESZTERHAS TAKES A DUMP, January 15, 2010
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This review is from: Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (DVD)
BURN HOLLYWOOD BURN makes Ed Wood look like a misunderstood auteur.
Sly is actually hilarious and likable, so is Jackie Chan.
Seeing the late, talented, Richard Jeni here is a reminder how much we miss his standup routine.
Ryan O'Neal, as always, is painfully, awfully inept as an actor and should have stayed out of showbusiness altogether.
R. Evans looks like a walking train wreck and nearly makes one vomit to have to see that heavily-tanned cowhide skin of his.

And Naomi Baca? Hands down--the best thing about this dreck of a flick. She appears at the end, and briefly at that, sitting next to her husband Eszterhas--but what a lovely, ever-so-gorgeous woman! Wow!
She should have played the role of Evan's bimbo, instead of the real bimbo they used. We get it: Evans was out attempting to dip that tired wick of his and gave the chick the part.
Bottom line: BURN HOLLYWOOD BURN is one of the worst ever made--and they had the money; they even had some decent actors. What a waste.
Joe, I want my money back. Your memoir HOLLYWOOD ANIMAL is far superior to this excreta. Just to show you we can be fair and that we (some of us) actually read books--unlike the Tinsel Town retards.
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