Why didn't you write a review? The ramblings that you stated above is not a review, but is just your personal opinion. A review contains detailed information about the movie that someone would want to buy...if it sounds interesting enough, then a person would want to see that information stated unfold on the TV in front of them. Throughout the lines written above...you haven't said anything at all about what it contains, as a matter of fact...the "Editorial Review" is more informative than what you wrote.
What do you mean by "no spoils"? if you are talking about spoilers concerning the movie, that is nothing but a "myth". If a person does not want to know about a movie, then they should not be reading anything, and just buy it...however...I will not just buy something if I can't find out some detailed info about that item. So...what is the movie about? What happens? I have no idea how you got 2 ratings as far as your review, when you haven't said anything at all throughout your writings, but just like your review...that is just my "opinion".