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Bright as the sun,
This review is from: The AMAZING 95 LED Aluminum Flashlight (Sports)
Man I tell you what, just when I thought I would never find a flashlight with more LED's than my 94 LED flashlight, a beam of light shined down from the heavens. I first thought it was Jesus again with the Z.M.D.X.T.B.T.C.M. but oh no no, it was "The AMAZING 95 LED Aluminum Flashlight," and I just had to have it. I bought the flashlight in the silver, you know because you have to be gleamin in every situation. When this light arrived at the mansion I opened the box and put in my Duracell batteries. I was a little apprehensive about turning it on. But I took a shot of Santana DVX and pressed the button. The light burst on with god like force. I even heard a black hole say it wouldn't mess with this. The light cut a hole in my ceiling like Obi-Wan's light saber. I immediately turned it off but thought for a second.... "What good could I do?" I walked outside to my pond and threw a rock at the ducks. As the ducks flew off I turned it on again and started busting ducks out the sky like a 3D duckhunt. I missed one and that damn dog jumped out and laughed, so I flipped the switch and did what every kid from the 80's couldn't.. I lit that dog up like a Christmas tree at the Griswold's. Amaterasu, Arinna, Hittite, Apollo, Freyr, Garuda, Helios, Huitzilopochtli, Inti, Liza, Lugh, Mithras, Ra, Shemesh, Sol, Surya, and Tonatiuh... LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE NEW SUN GOD!
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Initial post: Dec 1, 2010 12:32:18 PM PST
Richard R. Dandrea says:
to the Mayor of Awesomeville:
dude..you seriously need to replace half of the jerks on comedy channel that cannot even make me crack a smile..i bet you are the life of any party in Awesomeville..i love guys like you that give a review and throw a nice curve with the comedy..i am serious, but 2/3rds of the people that rated you must have had a bad day at the proctologist!
and pls explain the Jesus thing/ZMDXTBTCM...
but back to the light..what a great light for such a low price..yes..made in China but look at what we get..
take care..and pls lower the taxes and get the directions uploaded to the GPS system!
In reply to an earlier post on Dec 4, 2010 8:01:04 AM PST
Jon McAwesome says:
Thank you for the response, I will see what I can do about the taxes and I will contact Garmin and Google Maps, if nothing else I will just shine my flashlight into the sky like a bat signal and people can flock to it like moths. As for the Jesus thing I was referring back to a previous review of mine on the Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch. Thanks again.
Posted on May 17, 2011 10:21:47 AM PDT
I swear if I ever grow up I wanna be just like you! GREAT collection of Sun gods, by the way. Makes you seem very bright.
Posted on Jun 22, 2011 12:07:25 PM PDT
bEST PART: "I even heard a black hole say it wouldn't mess with this."
Posted on Jan 4, 2013 7:11:29 AM PST
Bernice Benavides says:
can I facebook request you?
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