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Wanda Strikes Again!,
This review is from: 101 Things to Do with a Dutch Oven (Spiral-bound)
In her long history of brain confusion, Wanda has once again topped herself. Other morning, she rolled over and propped herself up on one of those big ole hams she calls arms and said she wanted to talk about our relationship. Now, this wasn't the first time she had pulled something like this (the whole "I think I'm developin' feelings for Heath Jr." episode still makes my whiskers tingle). Seems she's upset with our current sleepin' arrangement. Listen, I ain't made a' money. Two saw horses and that truck hood make a manger that even J.C. would be proud of, in these eyes. And who can afford a comforter? They start at 15 bucks(!) and Lonnie ain't havin' it. So I swaddle her in burlap and what happens? Complain, complain, complain.
That's why I was glad to get my hands on this book. It's a true comfort and a source of inspiration. We've been warm as buttered toast ever since Roy shoved it in the mailbox. And as cold as it gets in the Gentry marital bed, I know a warm wind'll come blowin' through the burlap and make everything alright.
Thank ya kindly, Mr. Winterton! Keep puttin' pen to paper, sir.
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Initial post: Mar 14, 2012 4:14:33 PM PDT
mark twain says:
Thanks for the imagery. I do or do not want a dutch oven but this has nothing to do with your review. In any case, I found your review very helpful, although I can not say why that is. Cheers.
Posted on Mar 25, 2012 5:16:08 PM PDT
Karen Landwerlen says:
Posted on Jul 15, 2012 10:10:09 PM PDT
Great writing!! You should write professionally.
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