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5.0 out of 5 stars As described on Stupid.com, February 24, 2007
This gum has no flavor. It is as pointless as life itself. As unsatisfying as your empty shell of an existence. Like everything else on this wretched planet, it is a dead end. A black hole. A bottomless pit of missed opportunity and shattered dreams.

If you agree with any of the above statements, then Nihilist gum is for you. (If you agree with ALL of the statements, then stop reading this page and seek professional help immediately.)

Nihilist Chewing Gum does not taste like cherries or grapes. It does not taste like peppermint or wintergreen or spearmint. It does not taste like anything because it's devoid of flavor. It contains no artificial flavoring and no natural flavoring because it has no flavor. None. Zilch. Nada. It is somewhat sweet, but that's about it. The gum comes in a minimalist black box, which contains 14 pieces.

Yes, Nihilist gum really has no reason to exist. But if you're a Nihilist, you don't think anything exists anyway so what difference does it make. Perhaps the most remarkable thing about Nihilist Chewing Gum is that it manages to be funny and depressing at the same time.
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Initial post: Nov 29, 2012 11:20:02 AM PST
boring617 says:
Good review, but someone should also honor the product, now apparently deceased. I got it as a stocking stuffer, and thought it was adorable--in fact, box still lives in my small treasures drawer, saved for its memorable wit. My one criticism of it was that slight sweetness. (1) Don't like sweets; (2) surely nihilist gum shouldn't be sweet? Wish someone would revive it.
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