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I agree with Jabber--completely sterilizes my mouth!,
This excellent mouthwash coverts my petrie-dish, bacteria-teeming palate into an arid wasteland devoid of malodorous germs. The cool, minty flavor neutralizes any hint of the garlic I devoured on last night's pasta primavera. The blue color is soothing and refreshing, like liquefied sapphires. I am not a shut-in, but that is beyond the point. Anyone, even hygeine-conscious socialites can get halitosis. I am relieved that whenever my mouth smells like a sewer trench, I can pop open a bottle of Listerine and swish germicidal juice around in my mouth until I spit out a liter of dead staphylococcus. That the Listerine tastes like glowing radioactive peppermint is a definite plus. I am a firm believer that if a scientist would experiment in a lab with various chemicals and different flavors of Listerine, he would find the cure to the Ebola virus, flesh-eating bacteria, and other parasitic infectious agents.
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Initial post: Aug 24, 2008 4:31:41 AM PDT
Kindle Customer says:
Spot on review, Jeff. Jabs is right! I've got a case of this stuff at home and use it 4 times a day, at least. Though it burns layers of flesh from within my mouth, and erodes my tongue like the currents of the Atlantic, it also obliterates all forms of organisms that insist on calling the cavern of my mouth home. And it works great on garlic breath too!!
In reply to an earlier post on Sep 10, 2008 6:53:20 AM PDT
Thanks for mentioning me in your review.
Posted on Sep 18, 2008 8:36:38 AM PDT
Michael Noga says:
Great review! You can use this stuff to make a tasty Minty Moe, cousin to the infamous Flaming Moe.
In reply to an earlier post on Sep 18, 2008 8:37:54 PM PDT
Personally I prefer using it to make peppermint Schnapps, but I'll definitely try it in a minty Moe!! Can't wait!
In reply to an earlier post on Sep 18, 2008 8:38:28 PM PDT
I tremble in awe, the legendary Jabber speaketh to me! I am not worthy!
In reply to an earlier post on Sep 18, 2008 8:39:00 PM PDT
So that's why I've developed a peppermint-scented abscess in my mouth...
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