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5.0 out of 5 stars AWESOME and EXPLOSIVE!!, January 11, 2014
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This review is from: Haribo Gummi Bears Sugar Free 5lb Bag (Grocery)
Being on low carb diet I bought these so I could have my candy and eat it to, guilt free. They taste totally awesome and you really cannot eat just one or even the suggested serving. I have an iron stomach and thought it can't be that bad despite the warning.
I ate several handfuls so probably about 100 of these things at one time. I wasn't prepared for what was to come. I had later gone on my morning walk. I felt bloating in my stomach and thought nothing of it until I started to fart!! I'm not talking about little poots. I'm talking THUNDER FARTS from the pits of hell!! I couldn't take but 10 steps on my walk before another violent explosion of gas erupted from my colon!! These were so loud the other joggers I know had to hear them. It was non stop and the churning going on inside my gut was beyond anything I experienced. I thought for sure some evil demon spawn was fixin to bust through my stomach!!! I was laughing so hard form the constant extremely loud and explosive gas explosions. You know the old saying.. "It's All S***s and Giggles Until Somebody Giggles and S***s!!! That was next!! The explosive gas let loose and to an explosive shart!!! 1 mile from home on my walk and it was a long 1 mile back and I had a mess!! Fortunately for compression shorts it didn't run down my legs!! Now I had to hold the gas for fear of blowing my entire intestines out into my shorts!! I made it home and what happened then was like something out of Dante's Inferno!!! My butt became an upside down volcano!! Best to stock up on toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner as you will totally spray the bowl and back of the seat!! I would no sooner get done and have to go again. When you get the urge to "go" you best be in proximity of toilet!!! I spent hours on the toilet. I sure had a colon cleanse and full boxy detox of the likes unimaginable as I couldn't believe that much was inside me!!! and all and what that came out of me!!! Then when I got up to flush I noticed rainbow colored splatter inside the bowl. The gummi bears started coming out just as they went down.. Chewed and not even digested!!! I did wind up eating and finishing the bag although at much lower amounts. I had an awful lot of fun if you know what I mean. I knew just how many to eat and not have an "accident". If you get embarrassed by flatulence these are not for you. If you really want to play a joke on friend, although they may not be your friend after you give them these!! It's well worth the laugh. I give this a 5 star for the taste.. AWESOME and also 5 stars for the experience which I'm still laughing about.
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Initial post: Jan 11, 2014 10:18:28 PM PST
Boags says:
That's the funniest story I've heard in a long time, hope your feeling better now

Posted on Jan 14, 2014 10:57:55 AM PST
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In reply to an earlier post on Jan 15, 2014 12:58:20 AM PST
Todd Reinert says:
Dear god I can't stop laughing!

Posted on Jan 15, 2014 1:16:10 AM PST
Todd Reinert says:
So funny! My sides hurt from laughing. Thank you.

Posted on Jan 15, 2014 1:50:45 PM PST
melissa says:
never be embarrassed by flatulence.....always score the perp, or blame it on the dog.

Posted on Jan 20, 2014 5:12:29 PM PST
RJ.....you are KILLING me!!! I have tears streaming down my face and I'm clutching my abs!!! This is much better than a 30 mins ab class! Thanks for the laugh.....I've taken your warning.....but it's not going to stop me from diving in...I'll make sure it's a 3 day weekend and I stay home!!
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