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5.0 out of 5 stars Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
This review is from: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee (Apparel)
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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Initial post: Apr 20, 2009 1:37:22 PM PDT
When I first saw this review I thought, "Why would anyone want to write three longish paragraphs about a wolf shirt??!?" But then I read it. I won't be melodramatic and say my life has been changed, but I think it totally has been. I bought the shirt.

Am now awaiting magic in mail.

Posted on May 4, 2009 4:17:20 PM PDT
JC says:
that was ridonkulous. Good stuff.

Posted on May 4, 2009 5:56:19 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 4, 2009 5:57:14 PM PDT
this is why we have the internet. THANK YOU, Bee dot G.

Posted on May 4, 2009 6:09:27 PM PDT
David M says:
The best, most insightful review I have ever read on any web site. It took my breath away. Haven't laughted this hard in quite a while. Wolf shirts rule!

Posted on May 4, 2009 7:14:47 PM PDT
I am going to frame a picture of this shirt with this review under it and read it every
time I get depressed. Best laugh I've had in a long time!

Posted on May 5, 2009 10:05:52 AM PDT
Walking is for losers. OOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWOOOOOOO!

Posted on May 5, 2009 2:39:42 PM PDT
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Posted on May 6, 2009 7:56:12 AM PDT
My divorce will be final soon, will you marry me?

Posted on May 6, 2009 12:43:44 PM PDT
Hey what's the end what happened between you and the asthmatic???? Don't leave us all hanging!!!!!
Did you end up ordering the shirt in newborn size? Hmmmmm???

Posted on May 6, 2009 6:47:13 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 6, 2009 6:47:45 PM PDT
I've always wondered why I would fail at attracting the honeys at my local Wal-Mart. I wonder if this same magic would work at a flea market.
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