3,319 of 3,652 people found the following review helpful
Why can't Amazon have more stars? 5 ain't enough!,
So I'm looking for threads that say, "Hey baby...I'm real boss!" when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major...but three???
I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.
I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shirt; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of them).
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Initial post: May 20, 2009 6:14:13 PM PDT
They should have a category for the funniest review.
Posted on May 21, 2009 8:36:56 AM PDT
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In reply to an earlier post on May 22, 2009 8:36:42 AM PDT
L. L. Bruns says:
Because I was raised by wolves, you are now my wolf king baby boy.
I will howl for you every full moon.
Posted on May 22, 2009 4:37:38 PM PDT
J A says:
Hilarious review. Well done.
Posted on May 22, 2009 8:28:13 PM PDT
This review brought me to tears. Hilarious.
Posted on May 24, 2009 9:42:46 AM PDT
J. Hylen says:
SonOfSpam knows his stuff, sho 'nuff.
Posted on May 26, 2009 5:33:35 PM PDT
"and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird."
Most awesome line ever!
Posted on May 27, 2009 8:17:06 AM PDT
Did you get the promotion??
Posted on May 27, 2009 6:08:14 PM PDT
Jacqueline Batcha says:
I just pissed my pants
Posted on May 28, 2009 6:26:20 AM PDT
Jennifer L. Hartzell says:
I think you are totally boss now. We should get together over aim and have lovely conversations.