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Shallow characters, shallow script,
This review is from: Spring Breakers (Blu-ray + UltraViolet Digital Copy) (Blu-ray)
I decided to watch this because movie critic Richard Roeper gave it an A-. That's the equivalent of about 4 Amazon stars. Remind me not to trust Richard Roeper anymore. The characters in this movie may be the shallowest in the history of film. Fans of Selena Gomez will be disappointed because she appears in just the first third of the movie. That's too bad because her character is the only one in the movie that appears even remotely human.
Three girls commit robbery with water guns to get money for spring break. When these three and their Christian friend (Faith played by Gomez) are arrested, some sleazy character (Alien played by James Franco) bails them out. Gomez's character bails on them but the rest remain and inexplicably seem to fall in love with Alien. The highlight of this movie is when the girls force Alien to perform oral sex on a couple of loaded pistols. If you're into that sort of thing, this movie may be to your liking.
Roeper called this "the most unforgettable movie of the year so far." What movie was he talking about?