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1.0 out of 5 stars Like being left at the altar, March 21, 2012
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This review is from: Mass Effect 3 (Video Game)
Imagine you have been in a wonderful relationship with a dream guy/girl. He's everything you wanted and finally proposes. It's a dream come true. You finally believe in true love. You make plans for the wedding. The flowers, the dress, you can just see everything in your mind! It's going to be wonderful.

Then on the big day he leaves you at the altar, dumps you with a post it note with a nonsensical reason "because cranberries". You plead for answers but none are given other than "because I had to".

Sure it might have been the best guy ever but that doesn't justify anything.

This is Mass Effect.
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Initial post: Mar 21, 2012 11:42:40 AM PDT
P says:
lol that has to be the best way to explain how many of us felt yet.

Posted on Mar 22, 2012 2:22:38 PM PDT
I couldn't have said it better myself,but maybe it was Bioware's intention to take a dump on their fans,it certainly seams that way.

Posted on Mar 23, 2012 2:22:30 AM PDT
A. Popescu says:
Great analogy! Exactly how i felt!

Posted on Mar 23, 2012 9:00:31 PM PDT
M. Thomas says:
hahaha "Cranberries...why?!?!"

Posted on Mar 23, 2012 9:13:13 PM PDT
Very well said... funny, and accurate!

Posted on Mar 27, 2012 9:50:42 PM PDT
T. Veyl says:
I love the nonsensical grammar of "because cranberries.". It fits the ending perfectly. No semantic or syntactic sense!

Posted on Apr 3, 2012 12:22:59 PM PDT
Jayden says:
"because cranberries" - that's awesome, man!

Posted on Apr 4, 2012 12:28:05 PM PDT
M. T. Hrncir says:
You've just started a meme. I'm going to use that at work. "Because cranberries" lol you're my hero!

Posted on Apr 5, 2012 4:45:47 PM PDT
Lord Bender says:
Everyone ready to be pissed off? No new ending, Just cut scenes.. BO-BO

Simply google "MASS EFFECT 3 EXTENDED CUT" it will be the top hit.

From the Bioware Blog
"So there you have it. Are we proud of the game we made and the team that made it? Hell yes. Are we going to change the ending of the game? No. Do we appreciate the passion and listen to the feedback delivered to us by our fans? Very much so and we are responding."

Posted on Apr 5, 2012 6:00:42 PM PDT
Ashiyawolf says:
Dear Bioware. I love you. I hate you. Why? Because cranberries. Bye now.
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