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Like being left at the altar,
This review is from: Mass Effect 3 - Xbox 360 (Video Game)
Imagine you have been in a wonderful relationship with a dream guy/girl. He's everything you wanted and finally proposes. It's a dream come true. You finally believe in true love. You make plans for the wedding. The flowers, the dress, you can just see everything in your mind! It's going to be wonderful.
Then on the big day he leaves you at the altar, dumps you with a post it note with a nonsensical reason "because cranberries". You plead for answers but none are given other than "because I had to".
Sure it might have been the best guy ever but that doesn't justify anything.
This is Mass Effect.
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In reply to an earlier post on Sep 4, 2012 9:33:33 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Nov 18, 2012 11:42:29 PM PST
Karl Grosvenor says:
I have to agree speaking for myself the whole game is terrible with barely anything good about it and to be honest I found it so tedious that I didn't even want to see that awful ending and only did so as I just spent £70.00 on it.
In reply to an earlier post on Sep 19, 2012 5:54:53 PM PDT
R. Rife says:
Look up this old old anime called "Space Runaway Ideon" same ending. That's why the ending is so weird, and full of death. I swear it is the Ideon ending through and through.
Posted on Oct 15, 2012 5:26:49 PM PDT
D. Scher says:
"because cranberries" soooo, maybe I shouldn't play part 3 and just imagine my own good ending. You cracked me up with the cranberries. Thanks for the warning.
Posted on Oct 31, 2012 4:01:32 AM PDT
Mr. Tennisballface says:
In reply to an earlier post on Oct 31, 2012 4:51:56 AM PDT
Sean Willison says:
This is very representative of how I feel about this game after playing it through several times. It is a warning, and that is perfectly valid in this context.
Posted on Nov 17, 2012 3:03:01 AM PST
James Locke says:
My favorite review of this game.
Posted on Dec 1, 2012 12:25:41 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 1, 2012 12:28:15 PM PST
You, miss, are the best thing ever to happen to Amazon reviews.
Posted on Feb 17, 2013 10:37:09 AM PST
Brendly G. Rodriguez says:
hahaha your comment really made my day..too funny
Posted on Mar 6, 2013 7:54:22 PM PST
Tina Tipton says:
"Because cranberries"! You, Laine, have added joy to my life and a new saying to our home. Thank you! If only the ending of the game were half as great as your saying, I'd be a very happy and fulfilled gamer.