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1.0 out of 5 stars Ebola Virus Bad, February 13, 2011
This review is from: A Shore Thing (Hardcover)
I was honestly surprised when my internal organs began to hemorrhage and fail in cascading fashion as I read the following passage from 'A Shore Thing.' "Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."

I rallied as best I could and continued to read, but my wife called 911 when she found me unconscious on the floor and my finger on this homage to internal bleeding. "Yum. Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla. Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a 'roid rage, it is a 'road' 'roid rage."

Somebody please call the CDC. Lethal damage awaits anyone who reads much more of this...it's not a book so I'm not exactly sure what to call it. The definition of Weapons of Mass Destruction takes a new and unexpected twist.
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Initial post: Feb 22, 2011 8:50:11 AM PST
compsciguy says:
Don't you mean the E Coli virus?

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 26, 2011 7:10:29 AM PST
Del Shannon says:
No, I meant the Ebola Virus, which is found in Africa and causes massive bleeding out of your orafices. Nasty stuff...just like 'A Shore Thing.' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola

Posted on Feb 28, 2011 12:28:46 PM PST
LMFAO!

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2011 12:40:09 PM PST
bi winning says:
try reading jwows book
is alot better lol

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 16, 2011 8:31:09 PM PST
John Cleese says:
E Coli is a bacterium, not a virus. It's method of transmission is most often fecal-oral, so be sure to wash your hands after touching this book. That is all.
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