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40 of 49 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Oh look a deli meat, and the best movie ever, June 6, 2003
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This review is from: Heavyweights (DVD)
This is by far Ben Stiller's best performance ever, and if you can't appreciate it you obviously haven't seen it enough times. These people who give the movie one star, spouting non-sense about it putting skinny people in a false light, are simply incompetent. I'm skinny and when I sleep I make a very disturbing sound don't be alawmed I'm fine, and my feelings aren't hurt by this movie. These critics are spreaders of negativity and I won't have them corrupting my cult movie. How would their fathers like to know that their children are destroyers. Here is a suggestion for watching the movie...watch it in a large group of people who truly appreciate it and can quote it, fast-forward till Ben Stiller arrives, watch the movie fast-forwarding through the sappy fat kid moments like the go-cart and dock ("keep your washboard stomachs and oily muscles") scenes and press stop when Ben Stiller leaves. You will learn valuable lessons like regardless of whether or not it will "smush" always have crazy guys locked up in cages through over hershey's kisses making your queen proud, and that lunch can be cancelled due to lack of hustle. In closing I have one final thing to say "Come on you devil log."
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Initial post: Dec 5, 2008 6:28:27 AM PST
Tom Mallard says:
Awesome review, but it could have been better had you mentioned your father, MAURY Garner...
And if you think I'm crazy for saying so, you bet I'm crazy...crazy bout my gal!!!!!!

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 26, 2009 8:33:24 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Apr 6, 2009 7:16:14 PM PDT
PJ says:
Congratulations Mr. Steves, you ahre the fattest boy on Amazon.

Posted on Apr 15, 2009 10:41:46 AM PDT
While you watch this enjoy some pizza, but don't put Twinkies on your pizza.

Posted on Jan 19, 2011 10:04:31 PM PST
Phoenician says:
No doubt, your family tree include Mother Earth, Father Sky, and your dear uncle Tony! d:

Posted on Mar 15, 2011 10:17:56 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Mar 17, 2011 10:24:30 PM PDT
Nobody "Seymore Butts" than you Steve. Radical review.
Those who gave this movie 1 star are skinny wieners!

Posted on Nov 3, 2011 3:36:33 PM PDT
Ben Kelley says:
"I threatened to sue, and he caved like the Buffalo Bills in the Super Bowl"

Love the review! One of my favorite comedies ever. And I agree about Stiller's performance! This is the reason he learned to act!

Posted on Aug 1, 2012 12:27:11 AM PDT
Gift Card says:
God I love this movie brings back some good memories , " I'm feeling skinny already tony " and lets play a game to learn everybody's name . " we already know eachAThers name " . Best parts of the movie
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