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1.0 out of 5 stars I have only a little time..., November 15, 2010
This review is from: AudioQuest K2 terminated speaker cable - UST plugs 8' (2.44m) pair (Electronics)
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.

PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long... I will type as fast as I can.

DO NOT USE THE CABLES!

We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this... accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then the... whispers... began.

Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly... we began to UNDERSTAND.

No, no, please! I don't want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out... oh, god, the screaming... the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!

WHY CAN'T I FORGET THE WORDS???

We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.

Do not use the cables!
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Initial post: Nov 27, 2010 11:30:39 AM PST
E. Eveland says:
LMFAO
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Posted on Nov 28, 2010 12:18:33 AM PST
merkley??? says:
amazing
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Posted on Nov 28, 2010 12:21:53 AM PST
M. Vernon says:
Short, poignant...a story for the ages.
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Posted on Nov 28, 2010 12:34:01 AM PST
Matthew Weinreb says:
Thanks so much for saving me...
I was on the point of buying these cables and I so so nearly learn't of our lost past...
Thank you Whisper!
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Posted on Nov 28, 2010 1:21:57 AM PST
J. M. Stein says:
Too late, too late. With each ruined mind that has heard, the whispers echo and grow louder.
Before long even the FM Dipoles, even the amalgam of the bicuspids will hear.
Too late, too late.
Doomed.
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Posted on Nov 28, 2010 3:55:02 AM PST
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Posted on Nov 28, 2010 4:42:26 AM PST
Lisa Gonzales says:
Brilliant!
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Posted on Nov 28, 2010 5:12:49 AM PST
Scott says:
OMG, what's even funnier is the "Customers who viewed this also viewed" section of the cables: "Male Testicular Exam Model Anatomy by Lake Forest Anatomicals Mal..."
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Posted on Nov 28, 2010 5:37:43 AM PST
Peter da Silva says:
You listened to the ORIGINAL orchestration of 4'33", didn't you? There's a reason they had to substitute new scores before the final rehearsal.
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Posted on Nov 28, 2010 5:52:52 AM PST
Al Krever says:
We know where you are...
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