434 of 475 people found the following review helpful
if i'd had this umbrella when i was a teenager, i probably wouldn't have listened to marilyn manson,
Old ladies stop me in the street to ask where I got this amazing polka dot umbrella. When I walk with it on campus, other peoples' umbrellas blow themselves inside out in a fit of umbrellan jealousy. Somehow, I'm a better singer when I carry this umbrella. Once, this umbrella shielded me from a bullet. Am planning to take a trip with this umbrella, Mary Poppins-style.
It doesn't fit in my purse or anything but, hey, that's the price one pays.
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Initial post: Aug 29, 2010 2:15:07 PM PDT
Steven C. Conner says:
This is the best review i've read for any product since the three wolves shirt!
Posted on Nov 18, 2010 10:48:01 AM PST
S. Jacinto says:
ahahaha this review deserves brownie points for creativity. love it! :P
Posted on Nov 20, 2010 10:19:09 PM PST
Posted on Dec 16, 2010 9:26:20 AM PST
I think I'll buy this umbrella so that I'll be a better singer!
Posted on Dec 21, 2010 4:50:49 PM PST
T. K. Finley says:
I especially liked the "shielded you from a bullet bit" very creative...
Posted on Apr 5, 2011 7:28:04 PM PDT
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Posted on Sep 9, 2011 9:15:02 AM PDT
Wouldn't it be umbrellian?
Posted on Jan 2, 2012 5:21:30 PM PST
Good Lord. THAT was awesome funny. I'm buying one just cuz you said so.
Posted on Jan 12, 2012 10:52:03 AM PST
This umbrella sounds AWESOME !!! It's EXACTLY what I have always wanted - a clear umbrella that fully encloses my head so that when it rains, my fluffy hair will (hopefully) remain fluffy and not frizz out. I wish I had one of these as a kid when I had to walk several blocks to get to school. As far as helping me sing better - sadly I doubt that what happen since I'm pretty tone deaf...not that I let that stop me, HA HA. Al I know is that I AM BUYING THIS !!!
Posted on Nov 7, 2012 8:48:24 AM PST
L. Silverstein says:
So now that it's November of 2012, is this still the most amazing umbrella on the planet? Did it never tear or rust?