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The old boy Santa's going to lay off the lap dances after this one,
This review is from: Zombie Strippers (Unrated Special Edition) (DVD)If you have read any of our other reviews in the past you will know we are very partial to good b of any genre. So naturally when we saw the title Zombie Strippers all that was said was oh man I gotta get in on that. Here you have given that of the undead genre, which Sid loves, quite an upgrade by adding a few scantily clad ladies in the mix. Oh did we mention the main stripper is non-other then ultra washed up porn star Jenna Jameson? Yeah awesome! And if that wasn't enough you have Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund) as the star of the evening. Just so you know this puppy is a Santa pick of the month.
We start off in the near future as George Bush has been elected for the fourth time to elect Sid's action hero Arnold Schwarzenegger as VP. Man would that be something! Since we have the ultimate 1-2 punch dominating the White House naturally we are at war with about every country possible. Since our soldiers are dying left and right they decide to experiment in order to keep soldiers alive no matter what happens. They create a virus that will reactivate dead tissue to bring the brain back to life. Naturally from here it spreads into a zombie outbreak. Eventually this spills over into an illegal "gentlemen's club." The first stripper to turn zombie is Jenna Jameson, who acts nothing above her typical porno dialogue. However she does get nude several different times to stray from that fact. Jenna infects the other strippers and customers turning the club into an infestation. From here on out all you get is poorly acted hilarious naked zombie madness.
For those of you who don't know, Santa is quite the gentlemen's club enthusiast. Upon seeing the havoc that took place in this tiny club in Nebraska Santa has elected to stay away from the ladies for a while. To sum this up it had early Sid written all over it. Years back we would've seen The Movie Channel content rundown at 1:00 am and said ohhhh yeah! Sitting there with green & yellow Christmas lights aglow (despite it was June)and a pile of snacks with a tall coffee we would have been in our glory. If you are looking for a brainless zombie adventure then you should love Stripper Zombies. We're sure by the title you won't set the bar too high not to enjoy. Obviously from the review you can be sure Sid Would have enjoyed this one long ago.