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Stoic, patriotic, and proud. . .,
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This review is from: T-Shirt - Combat StrykerIn the face of danger wearing this shirt bestows upon me the incredible strength and fortitude of Eagle-man Fighter Pilot. . . the man, the bird, the legend.
Confident in his limitless power Eagle-man Fighter Pilot protects us from all that is evil, such as salmon moving in opposition to the mainstream, as well as voles and rabbits that attempt to get to our root-values.
He especially has disdain for moths attempting to overthrow the very fabric of our society.
Have you ever seen a zombie? No you have not, and you can thank Eagle-man Fighter Pilot for that too, for he stays ever vigilant patrolling the skies watching and waiting. . .
His methods include swooping down getting up close and personal shredding his enemies to bits with his mighty, mighty talons as well as unleashing hellfire missiles kept close-at-wing when he is in the mood for a good explosion.
Eagle-man Fighter Pilot is not all work however; he does enjoy a good game of bocce ball now and then, as well as fine dinners of raw steaks and sushi.
Eagle-man Fighter Pilot resents the fact that he is often confused with Eagle Man, his cousin, who is a car insurance salesman from Chicago, IL known for his low rates and distinguished commercials.
Wear the shirt, and be proud!
Stoic, patriotic, and proud, that is the Eagle-man Fighter Pilot way. . .
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Initial post: Jun 4, 2011 9:38:56 AM PDT
C. J. says:
Loved the review! How prolific for this time in our country! Well done!
Posted on Jul 5, 2011 1:25:32 PM PDT
Alex Kara says:
Best shirt EVER
Posted on Aug 27, 2011 9:18:32 PM PDT
Archange M. Chavannes says:
I just bought 10! I feel so ashamed I didn't buy this shirt earlier. Thank you, thank you for showing me how immensely awesome this shirt is!
Posted on Oct 4, 2011 7:56:32 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 5, 2011 11:43:52 PM PDT
Windy Day says:
Oh this is clever! Love the Eagle in full uniform. The Eagle Man T-shirt is the MOAT(Mother of all Tees). I am surrounded by Eagle Man, and just know he will love me when he sees me in this shirt with a frilly little skirt. I know its a mans shirt, but hey! I'm a clever girl and deserve the honors of wearing this T-shirt, and proudly I might add. Eagle Mans cousin can never give me a deal like this. Salutations~
Posted on Nov 18, 2011 1:49:06 PM PST
James K Polk says:
Sure, Eagle Man's low rates may hook you in, but where is he when you have a claim? I'll tell you where... somewhere else, 'cause he sure as hell won't answer his phone.
Posted on Jan 27, 2012 5:03:11 AM PST
Travis Sieh says:
honestly lmao reading this. great stuff
In reply to an earlier post on Feb 28, 2012 11:48:33 AM PST
He's too busy hanging out with Mancow!
Posted on Mar 6, 2012 8:21:01 PM PST
Posted on Jul 22, 2012 3:18:47 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jul 31, 2012 4:57:47 PM PDT
Ethan Houser says:
Good review, although Eagle-Fighter Pilot Man would never eat sushi! He eats double hamburgers topped with bacon strips, onion rings, with melted American cheese on a birdseed bun.
In reply to an earlier post on Oct 23, 2012 5:31:11 PM PDT
He might eat a "Philly Roll" 'cause it's Amerricun-inspired, though.
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