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5.0 out of 5 stars The first truly epic film of the decade, February 16, 2009
This review is from: Sharks in Venice (DVD)
The 40s had Casablanca.
The 50s had On the Waterfront.
The 60s had Bonnie and Clyde.
The 70s had The Godfather I and II.
The 80s had Raging Bull.
The 90s had The Shawhshank Redemption.

As we now edge deeper into this decade, we have been presented with many great films. "The Departed," "No Country for Old Men," "Gangs of New York," and "Crash" are a few that come to mind. What has been missing, however, is that one epic film. The film that people will remember when they look back 20-30 years from now. The film that defines its generation. The film that defines its times. Our wait is over. That film has arrived. And it comes to us from Venice. And it has been delivered to us by sharks. Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, "Sharks in Venice."

Just as Mickey Rourke did in "The Wrestler," Stephen Baldwin seems to have revived his career with his Oscar worthy role as David Franks. After starring along side Pauly Shore in the critically acclaimed film, "Bio-Dome," critics everywhere were wondering; Is there any limit to his potential as an actor? Are we on the verge of a new James Stewart or Robert DeNiro?... Sadly, that potential was not realized as many had hoped an expected. With this role however, we see that flash of greatness that could have been.

Baldwin stars as David Franks, a college professor who heads to Venice, Italy after hearing word of his fathers death in what appears to be a tragic diving accident in the waters of Venice. As he quickly realizes however, this "accident" is no accident at all--at least not from the shark's perspective.

With a film as deeply layered as this, with heavy usage of symbolism, metaphors (the sharks clearly being a metaphor for the current economic recession that is `biting' away at U.S. citizens), dramatic character development, and an extremely intricate plot, it is no wonder that the film went straight to DVD (along with other classics such as "Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch" and "Cinderella III: A Twist in Time") as the material would be way over the head of the casual filmgoer. Lucky enough for me, I was able to obtain this hidden gem of a movie off of Amazon, and have been struck with awe at what I have viewed.

In a film that combines mystery, treasure, romance and sharks, while being painted out along the surreal backdrop of the Venetian Lagoon, this film is something to be cherished for years to come.

I cannot give any more of the film away, as it would be an injustice to have someone not witness this epic masterpiece unfold onscreen for themselves. Therefore, I will leave you with a quote from the movie, which will undoubtedly be tagged alongside lines the likes of "You can't handle the truth," and "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." Near the beginning of the film, David Franks is questioning the true nature of his father's death, and claiming that it was a shark attack that really killed him. Captain Bonasera responds to this claim by saying, "We don't have sharks in Venice." Oh Captain Bonasera...how wrong you are.

Grade: 5 out of 5 shark-bites
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Initial post: Mar 26, 2009 5:41:12 PM PDT
Jess says:
Lol! Excellent write-up!

Posted on Apr 5, 2009 6:25:47 AM PDT
Deb S. says:
Thank you for this review!!!! When I got to the "metaphors" I started to laugh so hard I cried.
Bless you JRyan.

Posted on May 14, 2009 9:48:50 PM PDT
J. Sparks says:
I salute you sir.

I just watched "Target" the other night... add that on your cue next.

Posted on May 22, 2009 11:25:54 AM PDT
one of the best reviews ever!
8^]

In reply to an earlier post on May 30, 2009 12:51:18 AM PDT
Is today opposite day?

Posted on Jun 11, 2009 6:17:36 AM PDT
The Truth says:
Your review cracked me up!!

I have seen this film - and you certainly have, an... er... unusual take on it. But I am beginning to see it in a whole new light.

Brilliant write-up!

Posted on Aug 23, 2009 1:32:55 PM PDT
you did a lovely job with that review,,,I'm glad that Sharks in Venice and "Whatever-his-name-is" Baldwin are getting the credit that they so richly deserve. I watched the movie with my son, and had to go online right away to search out reviews.

Posted on Nov 13, 2009 11:09:52 AM PST
G. Combs says:
This movie looked so bad that I decided to rent it for a laugh, and it was totally worth it! Your witty review definitely added to it! Kudos!

Posted on Feb 2, 2010 3:42:30 PM PST
As a frequent reviewer, I am jealous...your review may be the best I've ever read!

Posted on Jun 3, 2010 5:31:00 PM PDT
Karen Shaub says:
Hilarious review. Much funnier than the movie was.
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