This review is from: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz (Misc.)
Well you aren't going to believe this, but this milk literally solved the biggest dillema I've ever faced in my life. I swear to you this is the honest truth.
I was well aware that the Delorean needs plutonium to operate, but I was kind of in a bind. I was stuck in the year 2006 and didn't have the funds to purchase plutonium. As a last ditch effort, I ordered a gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk over the internet and poured it into the Mr. Fusion. Low and behold, it worked! The flux capacitor began glowing brightly and the engine started on its own! I successfully travelled back to 1985. Simply remarkable. And now the Delorean only needs to get up to 33 mph in order to time travel. This makes time travel easy as pie, even in dense residential areas.
Thanks Tuscan Whole Milk!
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Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz B00032G1S0
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
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88 mph no more!
Well you aren't going to believe this, but this milk literally solved the biggest dillema I've ever faced in my life. I swear to you this is the honest truth.
I was well aware that the Delorean needs plutonium to operate, but I was kind of in a bind. I was stuck in the year 2006 and didn't have the funds to purchase plutonium. As a last ditch effort, I ordered a gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk over the internet and poured it into the Mr. Fusion. Low and behold, it worked! The flux capacitor began glowing brightly and the engine started on its own! I successfully travelled back to 1985. Simply remarkable. And now the Delorean only needs to get up to 33 mph in order to time travel. This makes time travel easy as pie, even in dense residential areas.
Thanks Tuscan Whole Milk!
Marty McFly
July 21, 2006