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is the best book!,
This review is from: English Grammar For Dummies (Paperback)
When i first come to America, my english did cause me problems. In Soviet Russia i was strong teacher, my english i know is the best in all of Petropavlovsk. My brother, Mikhail, he say to me, "Nikolai you go to America, they make you rich like czar, take many woman as lover, kill many bear". My brother, he is very wise, is greatest toymaker in all of Russia. So next day i wake up, sell my house, say goodbye to wife and children, and go to America to become millionaire. Then in America, I go to job interview and they say to me "Nikolai, you are not for the job here, you are not the skills we need, your english is poor like child". I take that man and smash his table, i say "someday i will be greatest man in all of country, your children will wish me their father!". That day my anger is best of me. It is then i know i must learn better english, so i buy book "English Grammer it is for Dummies" by Mr.Woods. Now i am perfect english grammer! I write letter to Mikhail, he write back "Nikolai, your english is like a god, you will be millionaire soon! all of Petropavlovsk is proud for you! good luck brother! please send letter when you are president or maybe even czar! Hahaha! also, your wife is killed by bear". So i say thanks to Mr.Woods for his book! When i am czar your family will be spared! Hahahaha! (is joke).
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Initial post: Feb 15, 2011 3:59:06 AM PST
Aviad Rozenhek says:
when I grow up I be big bad bar like you nikolai then maybe my english better and I czar to.
Posted on Feb 15, 2011 5:36:20 AM PST
B. Freire says:
Thank you for make me a better human.
Posted on Feb 15, 2011 6:54:45 AM PST
Nikolai, don't give up! The best book review EVER.
Posted on Feb 15, 2011 7:30:10 AM PST
Z. Kootbally says:
Please, spare my family too, I friend with you now.
Posted on Feb 15, 2011 10:00:03 AM PST
Constant Shadow says:
Is best backward feeding in all Amazon. Please for you to reviewing other great books!
Posted on Feb 15, 2011 11:35:44 AM PST
Christopher John Korp says:
I have now buy and read book. I now also speak like a winged god of Nordic men (which I also have read about).
Posted on Feb 15, 2011 12:34:29 PM PST
Richard McAroy says:
In Soviet Russia, the sentence conjugates YOU. When you become Czar, please make my death swift and painless.
Posted on Feb 15, 2011 1:19:33 PM PST
Kim Il Sung, Jr. says:
you is english can becomes like best of all in russia mother. oops mistake, i mean to say mother russia.
Posted on Feb 15, 2011 1:25:51 PM PST
V. Shtokman says:
I found Nikolai - he owns a bank: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o8XMlL8rq
Posted on Feb 15, 2011 2:09:49 PM PST
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