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4.0 out of 5 stars Big Fun - A No-Brainer For Its Targeted Audience..., October 11, 2012
This review is from: Big Tits Zombie (DVD)
[BIG TITS ZOMBIE (AKA `Kyonyu Doragon: Onsen Zonbi VS Storippaa') - 2010 - Widescreen - directed by Takao Nakano] "They Have Boobs To Die For!" "Deadly D Cups!! A Bloody Armageddon Has Begun!" So reads the poster for this hyper-violent though highly entertaining excursion into 'Exploit-Asian', as I like to refer to these flicks. For fans of arterial bloodbaths, walking undead, sexy and underdressed babes you actually want to see naked, bloody and brutally kicking ass simultaneously, this one's a no brainer. No one else should be stepping up to this plate. Still interested? Then read on.

For starters, it stars Sola Aoi, known for her expansive resume in Exploit-Asian films and mighty curves, along with Risa Kasumi, who starred in 'Tokyo Train Girls 2', my personal favorite of the four entries in this series (read my reviews for all of 'em), an incredibly sexy bombshell - not one of those undernourished 'cute' Asian leads prevalent in so many films like this - and these gals are dressed in hot pants, thigh-high boots, skimpy black leather jackets and gunbelts, or fringed suede jackets, cowboy boots and halter tops, armed with samurai swords, semi-automatic artillery and enormous chainsaws to do battle with the undead - have I got your attention yet? I thought so. The other girls are also very easy on the eyes and dressed in fashion-forward fetish-stripper styles of garments (the 'naughty maid' and punk goth look), so variety is the spice of life when it comes to mowing down a sluggish, motley army of zombies for their self-preservation and our voyeuristic amusement. It's the simple things in life that are the most rewarding sometimes...

Oh yeah, the plot - I almost forgot, not that it truly matters, 'cause most of you have already hit the 'Buy It Now' button or ceased reading altogether. Rena (Sola Aoi) just got back from a stripping gig in Mexico and her sleazy agent sends her on a dubious job at a far-off hot spring resort. When she arrives, the place is no kind of resort and is nearly deserted. There's almost no one in the audience either; the strippers practically outnumber the patrons, and with good reason. There she meets Ginko (Risa Kasumi), Maria (Mari Sakurai), Nene (Tamayo) and Dana (Io Aikawa), who are all bored senseless and bicker like foul-mouthed alleycats while preening and prancing for our uncultured edification. Turns out there's a Hellmouth of sorts in the basement, and one of the girls summons up a demon, the townsfolk become zombies and it's time for an abattoir anatomy class with wonderful, wicked weaponry and scantily-clad sexy superbabes. There's not an abundance of nudity for a flick with this title (though the women are all natural, which was a relief for me), but the oversaturation of hyperviolence coupled with the scorching chicks keeps boredom at bay and makes for some inspired drinking games while watching with like-minded brethren.

I don't know why it's taken so long to get a stateside release (I got a copy of this film almost a year and a half ago on ebay), but for fans of psychotic offerings like 'Machine Girl', 'Tokyo Gore Police', 'Zombie Hunter Rika', 'Robo Geisha', 'Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl', 'Onechanbara', 'Attack Girls Swim Team vs. The Undead' etc. it's mandatory viewing. It's not quite as over the top as some of those and, like those films, suffers from a lack of budget for special effects (remember, it's not a Romero flick, it's low budget indie exploitation) yet it's a kindred cousin nonetheless. And way better than some I just mentioned too. Available in 2D and 3D viewing versions, but no blu ray as of this date.

When you're in the mood to kick back, turn your brain off to conserve energy, watch dangerous darlings kick the bejeezus out of hordes of silly-looking zombies while lecherously leering over the female form and enjoying a few good laughs and libation, you could do a lot worse than 'BTZ'. Is that an endorsement? Damn right it is...3 and 1/2 to 4 stars depending on your mood and mindset.
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Initial post: May 27, 2014 12:51:45 PM PDT
I haven't hit the buy button nor quit reading - your reviews are entertainment themselves. Thanks

In reply to an earlier post on May 28, 2014 1:26:25 PM PDT
Sheridan -

THANKS so much for taking time to read my rant + offer a compliment - it's sincerely appeciated.

It's always good to hear from like-minded brethren.

Peace.
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