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This review is from: MERICA | Epic USA Patriotic American Party Unisex 'Merica Tank Top (Apparel)
Merica is about freedom. This shirt screams Freedom like an eagle soaring over purple mountain majesties. but the guys and gals who pulled this shirt from the bosom of Mt. Rushmore went a step up and decided that they'd make this the most free shirt by getting rid of the oppressive sleeves. DON'T TREAD ON ME, SLEEVES! Now I can practice my second amendment right to bare arms wherever I go. KAPOW! KAPOW! watch out terrorists and liberal hippie types. I got my biceps Theodore Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan and they're a'comin for ya. DANGER ZONE!
Wear this shirt while: snapping into a slim Jim. Alphabetizing your coozie collection. high-fiving a grizzly bear. making out with your girlfriend and her girlfriend and her girlfriend. saluting flags. calling your mom to tell her SHE ROCKS. Winning any competition (If you wear this shirt while losing, it's basically treason), reading the constitution while doing a keg stand. laughing at your bro for that thing he did that time at that place and it was totally hilarious and MORE HIGH FIVES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!