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Robe of Infinite Darkness,
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This is simply a lovely robe. Wraps you up from head-to-toe. Nice long sleeves. Ample hood. Long-enough belt. Much to love about it.
Special warning about ordering this robe in black. I did this, and as I unpacked the item, I could feel that it was shrouded in the Dark Side of The Force. As soon as I put it on, my alignment began to change to Lawful Evil.
After a few months of wearing it, I forgot I ever had any other robes before it. Cloaked with this robe, I can sit in the dark, confidently plotting to take over the world and unifying it in a grand empire under my control.
It seems the longer that I wear it, the more I bond with the Shadow-forces that permeate it's fibers. I find now that I can't bear the thought of losing it. My warm, cozy, coal-black, ankle-length, hooded, robe of infinite darkness... My precious...
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Initial post: Oct 31, 2011 4:54:42 PM PDT
Jane, that is a fantastic review I think I am going to purchase this robe for my husband (lord of the rings, star wars and sci fi fan) and my 17 yr old daughter ( im a gothic emo zombie loving queen). I think they will both enjoy the shift in aura's you have noticed after wearing this robe! lol Loved your review made me laugh out loud! Thanks
In reply to an earlier post on Nov 1, 2011 5:40:09 AM PDT
Good! (evil cackle) Gooood!
I am glad you liked the review, JerseyMom36! You are most welcome. :)
Posted on Dec 4, 2011 7:02:54 PM PST
lol....love your review! I was originally concerned about running around in a black hooded robe, but you make it sound sooooooo enticing! Thanks for the smiles! I think Ill have one in black please!
In reply to an earlier post on Dec 7, 2011 4:05:55 PM PST
lol! You are welcome! Hope you enjoy your robe!
Posted on Dec 8, 2011 11:19:01 PM PST
Best ever review. I'm leaning to the Monk style by this same company, and I was worried about the idea of a black robe as well. If they had a nice dark grey, I'd still probably go for that, but for the selection they have, you've changed my mind. XD
Posted on Dec 12, 2011 8:47:39 PM PST
Your review not only pushed me over in getting this robe but you convinced me to buy it in black.
Wow do I love this robe!
*As a side note I'm not sure it's shrouded in the Dark Side at all - I believe it's a Force enhancer. I'm not sure your alignment changed at all - more likely you became more aware of where your alignment has always been. ;D
Posted on Dec 27, 2011 5:57:19 PM PST
Harish Ponnuru says:
Hilarious review. Like the others, your jedi mind trick has convinced me to purchase in black.
Posted on Dec 28, 2011 8:33:27 AM PST
Dragoon: That may very well be the case!
Harish: Hope you like yours like I like mine!
Thanks for the comments, folks. Have a Happy New Year!
Posted on Feb 7, 2012 8:14:58 AM PST
trey donges says:
LOL...this literally made me laugh out loud and made me decide that it is the PERFECT robe for Trey. Thanks!!
Posted on Apr 26, 2012 10:35:07 AM PDT
Bruce Vandermalle says: