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4 of 8 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Did Dockers make a funny?, April 2, 2014
This review is from: Dockers Men's Alpha Khaki Athletic Tapered Pant (Apparel)
I like these pants but I have one caveat. I like the material, it's hefty, durable, soft, high-quality khaki material. The buttons are substantial, stylish and metal and they're sewn on well. The back pockets are a sleek design. The construction is high quality. They even fit well. They're made for slim guys like me and they look great on me.
However, I have to ask, on a pair of pants called "Alpha Khakis," why Dockers saw fit to put a lady's zipper on them? The zipper is all of about 3" so when I stop to whip out my hog and take a leak it barely fits through the zipper opening. Seriously. My hand doesn't fit going in to grab said hog either.
Does Dockers expect the men wearing its "Alpha" line to unfasten their belts and drop trou to piss like a three-year-old?
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Initial post: Apr 4, 2014 6:32:00 PM PDT
Had this same issue, and wondered, who would design pants like this? My solution was to undo the fly button and leave the inside button intact -- gives a gentleman a little more space to take a leak properly.
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