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Who's the man??,
I was searching for clothes that speak to me.. These pants not only spoke to me, they entered my soul and transformed me. When I get out of my bitchin 78 camaro wearing these bad boys, there's no question who the boss man is..
You can easily go commando in these and feel even more manly. Your junk swings freely and using the restroom is that much easier..
Accessories to consider:
Flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off. The "don't mess with me" look.
flip flops - The casual "I'm too lazy to get fully dressed" look.
baseball helmet with two beer can holders on the sides.
Ball cap worn backwards or to the side. You know I'm coooool.
These pants will get the ladies. There are many many places these can be worn to attract the female species:
Your local neighborhood crack houses.
The drug rehab rec room
Any place in the state of IOWA.
I recommend buying multiple pairs. Keep an extra pair in the trunk of your car.. You never know where you will wake up in the morning but you will always have a clean pair of these bad boys with you..
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Initial post: May 21, 2009 9:27:04 PM PDT
C. J. Lane says:
In reply to an earlier post on May 24, 2009 9:40:36 AM PDT
CJ is an L7 square. These pants are da bomb. They say clothes make the man. These make this man happenin!
Posted on Jun 13, 2009 3:35:05 PM PDT
SEYMORE KRELLMAN says:
i must protest !!!!!! i have tried wearing these pants where i live , any guess lughead !! yes i live in iowa, your promise of attracting the female species has fallen woefully short !! i am now wondering if the three wolf shirt, properly worn of course, can return my mojo or not. i am considering taking you to the peoples court or any other fine example of our justice system , ie (judge joe rocks !!) to see if any amout of money will sooth over my distain for you and these pants. by the way i think you were thinking of wisconsin not iowa when you made those comments
In reply to an earlier post on Jun 13, 2009 10:14:12 PM PDT
Alan E. Schmidt says:
Holy crap.. My bad... I didn't think they had the internet in Iowa yet.. I was confident that no one would be offended. Except for maybe a couple tractor pull fans... all 3 of them.
In reply to an earlier post on Aug 10, 2009 12:09:28 PM PDT
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In reply to an earlier post on Aug 12, 2009 10:10:15 PM PDT
Jay Poon says:
C.J. Lane, more like C.J. Lame.
In reply to an earlier post on Jan 21, 2011 12:18:21 PM PST
Electronics Guy says:
I'm from Iowa and I loved your review! Yes, we can git on the interwebs iff'en we go down to the Liberry. Thanky
Posted on Jan 31, 2011 8:57:06 PM PST
But I'm confused. Your review said,
"using the restroom is that much easier.. " -
does that mean we should, like, pull them down or something first? Could that be why mine got all mildewy after a few weeks?
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