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leaden angst wrapped in fur and amber contact lenses,
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As a lonely middle aged man with no social life, when I sit down to watch a sexy vampire flick with a glass of chardonnay, a plate of low-sodium fat-free water crackers, and two boxes of moisturizing tissues, I expect more than leaden angst wrapped in fur and amber contact lenses. Perhaps this should be renamed to Twilight: Breaking Hymn (did I spell that correctly? *cough*), since it was a naughty song of love. The moon through yonder window did break, and its light in and out of the window did shine, all night long, until the bird cried out in the morning, "coo! coo!" And if you think that's hot, then you'll thrill to the glacial pacing of this epic nuptial that remains frozen in time, like Edward's icy and tumescent love for Bella.
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Initial post: Apr 14, 2012 12:58:13 AM PDT
I had to laugh when I read your review. You are too funny to be lonely with no social life! I just watched it tonight myself. It was definitely one strange movie to say the least. This one was the worst out of all of them I thought. I guess I'll watch the last one just to say I did. By the way, I'm from the Bay Area too!
In reply to an earlier post on Apr 14, 2012 1:28:28 PM PDT
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Posted on May 5, 2012 12:18:12 AM PDT
I can only hope you write more reviews.... You are Hilarious.
I like the Sarah Silverman show, too.
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