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Here's another one of those admissions I feel like I need to make
on July 11, 2015
Here's another one of those admissions I feel like I need to make. " Hi, I'm Paris, and I'm a Monster Addict." 5 years straight, along with my Cheetos. I think I need to get a job to support my habit. Maybe as a WalMart greeter. I'd work there for free Monsters. And I get nothing but admonishment from my family. "That's so bad for you, mom!" Okay, then why does it make me feel so good? And why does it go so good with my Cheetos? And.....you know your mother isn't perfect. But it helps me, so there! LOL It keeps my heart going at a normal pace, keeps my blood circulating, whets my whistle, does all sorts of good things for me. Plus it's Lo-Carb. Perfect for my diabetes. I don't know what I'll do when the SHTF. Will there be Monsters available? Is there an anti-dote to Monster addiction? Will I need a padded cell?