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A truly ethereal spa-like experience
on January 17, 2013
I never post reviews but this product is so amazing that I felt I had no choice but to share my experience. I recently purchased 300 bottles of Jordan River Holy Water to fill my bath tub and the results were incredible. Showers are certainly more convenient and efficient but myself and many others have found that if you truly want to sanctify those "hard to reach nether-regions," nothing beats a 2 hour soak in a bathtub filled with holy water. I've tried all of the different brands on Amazon with mixed results and this one is head and shoulders (no shampoo pun intended) above the rest. After 2 hours of relaxation, and several very vivid and terrifying hallucinations/seizures, I exited the tub with my skin feeling silky smooth and my conscience feeling as clean as my backside. I even got multiple uses out of the holy water before I deemed it "too sinny" and was forced to drain the tub.
The only reason I'm not giving this product the full 5 stars is because I wish they had a jumbo size, specifically geared towards us "bathtubbers." A gallon option would be amazing and a 5 gallon bucket option would truly be the answer to my prayers. Don't get me wrong, it was totally worth it, but it was also very costly and time consuming to heat all of the bottles in the microwave, open all of the individual bottles and then empty them one by one into my, by then, room temperature tub. However, I'm really just being nitpicky, this is an excellent product. It definitely washed those old sins right off and I feel ready to sin again. 2013 is going to be an amazing year.