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Best. Purchase. Ever.
on July 26, 2010
Whether you're underage trying to get into a bar, impersonating Freddy Mercury, or just taking a leisurely drive in your cargo van offering free candy, these moustaches are for you! I highly recommend the bulk 36 pack because you'll never know when you'll need one. I keep spare moustaches in my glovebox, wallet, girlfriend's house, and my basement. Sometimes I just walk around my house wearing one so I can feel important.
The star ratings included in this review are extremely accurate, however I will say that the "educational" value is moreso derived from the fact that wearing a moustache automatically gives you the feeling of having "street smarts" regardless of your amount of "book smarts." You just feel more edumacated wearing one.
Warning: Though very tempting, dogs don't enjoy wearing them.