TV Chef - Marry/Kiss/Kill ?

Marry - Giada
"Kiss" - Nigella Lawson
Kill - Rachel R

Marry Tyler Florence
Kiss Barefoot Contessa
Kill Michael Chiarello, Guy Fieri, Neeleys, Bobby Flay,

marry - John Besh, Alton Brown
kiss - Tyler Florence
kill - Boitano, Ray, D'Arabian, Chiarello, Neeleys, Emeril, Sandra Lee, Paula Deen,

favorite show - "The Best Thing I Ever Ate"

Marry Tyler Florence! He's so yummy!
Kiss Guy Fieri
Kill Alton Brown

Marry Alton Brown
Kiss Bobby Flay or Tyler Florence
Kill .... only one? Shucks. I have to think about that. The list is pretty long.

@Irish Lace - If I only get to kiss one, you only get to kill one!
8-)

Marry, kiss, kill interesting....here are my votes:

Marry- I have no idea.. Alton Brown...I love a man with a brain.
kiss- Tyler florence-he so HOT!!!!
kill - Sandra Dee-she's takes creativity out of cooking.

poor Sandra Dee, a cutie movie star from the 50' and 60's, and Bobby Darin's wife for a while. I had no idea she was such a bad cook! However, if you are interested in killing Sandra Lee, I'm with you!

Marry - Stephanie Izard (Top Chef season 4 winner)
Kiss - Nigella Lawson (yummy)
Kill - The Neelys

Marry Tyler Moore
Kiss (the band)
Kill Bill

marry -- Eric Ripert
kiss -- that yummy french boy on Chef Academy (though he is a bit of a ditz)
kill -- Rick Bayless, for being such a pouf on what should be a really good show.

Marry - Alton Brown...chunky or thin, doesn't matter. I love him for his brains. And his dimples.
Kiss - I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WANTS TO KISS CURTIS STONE!!!!! I'm stealing everyone else's misguided kiss votes and using them to kiss Curtis Stone repeatedly.
Kill - Nate Appleman...I'd bludgeon him with his own James Beard award. Dude, you might be hot and talented, but you're a huge d-bag.

oooh... forgot about Curtis. Is his show still on? I watched religiously, but then it seemed like it was always a rerun. He's a genuine cutie pie.

I can't stand the tone of Rick Bayless' voice.

Alton Brown is AWESOME.

Marry- Curtis Stone (hearts around it lol)
Kiss- Rocco DiSpirito
Kill- Sandra Lee and Rachel Ray, preferably at the same time. Two birds, one stone.

not sure about Giada, she looks hot but the name sounds like an Italian gelato. Met Nigella. The name is for a nut I think, but she makes me weak in the knees. Rilly like her. You can have Rachel for yourself.

give him a break. He was born in Texas, or Oklahoma or whatever arm-pit USA. His folks ran a successful rib joint. At least it isn't Tex-Mex food.

I love Rick, and his food, and thought he was great on TC Masters. Just don't understand why his PBS show is so annoying. I want to love it, I really do. I tried, hard. His cookbooks are wonderful, his Chi town restaurants are wonderful. I just want to slap him when he's ooohing and aaaahing over the mex wrestling dolls, and buying cheap plastic purses with his daughter. He is the real deal. Maybe I should slap his director and producer instead of him.

Haha love it.
Marry - Alton (though I want to have Jacques Pepin's grandchildren)
Kiss - Nigella. I won't let my BF watch her. It's supposed to be food porn, not straight-up porn...
Kill - Seems like Sandra Lee is covered, so I'll take care of Paula Deen. "Oil" was not meant to have that many syllables.

Agree about Rick Bayless. The man is a culinary monster, but there's something irksome about his show. I try to ignore it and focus on drooling over the mole.

NIGELLA is a British chef. NUTELLA is the European nut/chocolate spread: Nutella Hazelnut Spread, 13-Ounce Plastic Jar (Pack of 5)

Don't claim to be an expert but I believe "Nigella" may be a type of wildflower. (?)

It's not just Rick's voice.

To ME he gives off an air of condescension cum haughtiness with an undertone of false humility.

Kinda like people who rant about being "green" but use tons of electricity to power the lights to grow weed in the basement.

Remember when Sheryl Crow said people should only use ONE SQUARE
of TP when "wiping". I wonder how many SHE uses. (Don't shake her hand if you meet her!)

Remember when Rosie O'Donnell said all guns should be banned....but SHE had bodyguards (WITH GUNS !) to protect HER family?

PHONEY......That's the vibe I get from him.

But I leave room for the possibility that I am totally wrong.
I think I heard that he is a saint & is single-handedly saving the people of Mexico. It's probably true.

marry (when its legal again) jacques pepin, if you're playing the game right it doesn't matter plus i couldn't stand 24 hours trapped with any of the women "chefs" on tv. the man is a saint of cooking and the art of being human.

kiss (you know what this is really supposed to be...) rachel ray, with those sweet... ahem... close second would have to be Giada De Laurentiis

killkillkilll chris kimball!!! the hell with the bowties and superior maple syrup organic pig toting yankee attitude. second would be paula dean and the fake down-home artery clogging junk that should be left in a hollowed out stump.

watch him on Masters, GW. He really does seem to be a pretty down to earth guy, and it shows on that show and in his books. It really is a mystery why he comes off so bad on his series. Maybe he's just too enamored of Mexico. It makes him gush or something.