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Mallcore / Deathcore band names


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Initial post: Nov 10, 2009 1:36 PM PST
We all know that this thread is long overdue...Lets have some fun. You have to name a band, have an album title and the name of their debut single.

Ryan is a pro at this, but lets see what the rest of us come up with...

I'll start:

Band name : 50 Ton C.o.c.k Hammer
Album : Nailin It
Debut single : Sticky Shingles

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 10, 2009 1:43 PM PST
 Anders Johanson says:
Band Name: My Life in Your Hands
Album : We Are so Brootal
Single: Break this Down

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 1:56 PM PST
Band name : Superawesomedudeness
Album : Senor BrOOtal
Debut Single : Manscapin My Junk

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 2:04 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 10, 2009 2:06 PM PST
 Doctor Metal says:
Band name: Rubber-Juice Sampler
Album: 'Ten Fingers, One Ear, No Mind'
Single/Video: 'Corn Turd Push'

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 2:08 PM PST
@Doc

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Corn Turd Push...HAHAHAHAHAH! I could see a dude on the crapper eatin corn on the cob tryin to push one out...hilarious

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 2:22 PM PST
 Jayke Smith says:
Band Name: Conundrum of Bushy Beavers
Album Name: The Beard of the Clam
Single: Darlin', Fetch My Chainsaw!

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 3:02 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 10, 2009 3:04 PM PST
 amanda_13 says:
*repost:
Band name: Placenta Couch
Album: "I tore Mommy a new one"
Single: Baby, I spent nine months in the hole (and all I got was this lousy t-shirt)
(Their vocals are so br00tal, it sounds like someone's tasering a boar!!)

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 3:04 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 11, 2009 4:51 AM PST
 Ryan Henry says:
Band Name: Mussolini Finger****
Album Name: Fascism: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore
Single: Black Shirts and Wet Panties

Band Name: Colostomy Treehouse
Album Name: Dildonut
Single: Bree-Bree (The Glorious Pig Squeal Manifesto)

Band Name: Four Bald Tires and a Lube Job
Album Name: Chutes and Bladders
Single: Porn Flakes

Band Name: Brad's Pitt
Album Name: Seven Qu33rs in Tibet
Single(s): Tight Club, One Monkey, Meat Joe's Crack, The Devil's Bone, Legends of the Ball

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 3:07 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 10, 2009 3:27 PM PST
 amanda_13 says:
Band: Tae Kwon Dildon't
Album: Five finger death (donkey) punch
Single: Green hornets and angry pirates (feat ICP)

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 3:10 PM PST
Band Name : YouCantRunACarOnFlanPedro
Album : Your Mom's Hot
Single : Natty Ice Blues ( feat. Fred Durst )

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 3:16 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 10, 2009 3:16 PM PST
 Ryan Henry says:
Band Name: Brown Clown Reach Around
Album: Are You Down With The Clown?
Single: One Good Turn Deserves Your Mother (Feat. Fieldy, Munky, and Head)

This is more your traditional rap/metalcore mallcore band.

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 3:24 PM PST
Brown Clown Reach Around...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 3:29 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 10, 2009 3:30 PM PST
 amanda_13 says:
Ry-OWN, there is a corporate boardroom churning out br00tal mallcore somewhere that is in desperate need of your input (when thinking of band names). Brown Clown Reach Around=Hilarious!

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 3:31 PM PST
 Jayke Smith says:
Band Name: Blues for a Brown Eye
Album Name: I Am Jack's Torn Rectum
Single: Would It Kill You to Use Some Lube?

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 10, 2009 3:36 PM PST
Band: The Hottest Topic
Album: Selling Suburbia By The Cent
Single: Limpwristed

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 3:40 PM PST
Band Name : The Chewbacca Mating Ritual Experience
Album : Once You Go Wookie...
Single : Hairy Palms ( pt. 2 revisited) DJ Lethal remix

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 3:46 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 10, 2009 4:01 PM PST
 amanda_13 says:
Band name: Bravo Juliet and the Gashlashes
Album name: Kickaxe!(wound)
Single: Would it kill you to use some lube? (Blues for a brown eye cover)
(Disclaimer: We are not a Juliette and the licks cover band!!)

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 3:49 PM PST
 exploding_pool says:
Band Name: Lumberjack Lesbian
Album: I Shave my Legs with a Chainsaw
Single: Talk S---, Get Kicked (in the Nuts)

World's best all-female deathcore band.

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 3:49 PM PST
@Tom

NICE ONE! my thoughts exactly...

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 3:52 PM PST
@ExPo

LMFAO!!!...thats effin funny right there...

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 4:18 PM PST
 James Simpson says:
Band Name:Inherit the Evolution
Album:Darwinian Creation
Single:Chimpanzees don't give a s.h.i.t.(slight return)

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 4:35 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 10, 2009 5:52 PM PST
 Ryan Henry says:
OK, here's a couple more deathcore bands that are "teh br00tz!"

Band: Bring Me The Chorizon
Album: The Other White Meat
Single: Man Chowder

Band: I Like It Firm And Fruity
Album: Statutory Grape
Single: Rectal Pie

Band: Another Day In the Orifice
Album: That's No Place To Put A Pencil!
Single: Pubicle Farm

Band: It's The Big One, Lamont
Album: Junk In The Trunk
Single: Redd Foxx Is The Buddha

Band: Between The Hairy And Me
Album: Teabagged And Dressed In Drag
Single: Chock-Full-O-Nuts

Band: The Hitler Ketchup Suicide Squad
Album: Waffen House
Single: Liebensraum In Mein Hosen

Band: Chlamydia Is Not A Flower
Album: Red Eye Blind
Single: Jack and Jilldo

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 10, 2009 4:41 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 10, 2009 4:42 PM PST
 Ryan Henry says:
@amanda_13...

"Ry-OWN, there is a corporate boardroom churning out br00tal mallcore somewhere that is in desperate need of your input (when thinking of band names). Brown Clown Reach Around=Hilarious!"

I do this out of love for the genre of deathcore, not for the money. BWAAA-HAAAA-HAAAA!

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 4:48 PM PST
Band Name : ElephantScrotumPoncho
Album : I Smell Vinegar
Single : Revenge Of The Dung Beetle

Lead singer Broseph 5000 will be at an autograph signing in the mall at the Hot Topic next week.

Posted on Nov 10, 2009 4:50 PM PST
 Ryan Henry says:
"ElephantScrotumPoncho"

I nearly had a heart attack when I saw this one. Two thumbs WAY UP!
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