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11,002 Things to Be Miserable About: The Satirical Not-So-Happy Book Paperback – February 1, 2009
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Ranging from the obvious (e.g. diseases) to the random (e.g. cats on IV drips), most of the items will cause nods of affirmation. It doesn't matter who you are, I guarantee there are several items on the list that will sway you towards schadenfreude or at least provide a few laughs. Below are several of my favorites from the first 20 pages or so:
-All the books you will never read before you die
-Flushing the toilet, which can spray particles of fecal matter up to twenty feet
-The fact that the French get six weeks of paid vacation annually
-People who speak loudly in public places
-Open-mic night at the local comedy club
-The smell of nail polish remover
-Accidentally printing a hundred-page document when you meant to print just one page
-Getting the middle seat on an airplane
-People who answer their cell phones in movie theaters
-Bad movie adaptations of good books
-The word "va-jay-jay"
-People who get tattoos of Chinese characters but don't know what they mean
And, yes, the Twilight movie is on the list.
Then: Getting caught picking your nose. Being transferred to Tulsa. Wicked animals in Disney movies. Rural dentistry. But enough - just buy the book. Worth every penny.
Buy this book for friends who need cheering up or anyone who needs a good laugh. (And, in these miserable economic times, that's everyone!)
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I bought this book for my dad's birthday and he absolutely loves it!Published 14 months ago by brooklyn
Whenever I am really down or upset I randomly flip to a page and read a few of these. It makes me feel better every time!Published 19 months ago by Amber
So funny! I loved this. Honestly, if you want a book to make you happy, this one is it.Published 23 months ago by freader
I absolutely love flipping through this book in my spare time. It's perfect for anyone with an odd sense of humor. I love it!Published on February 8, 2014 by Kayla Brannan
I was expecting this to be a little bit more light-hearted and perhaps a bit humorous despite the title. Read morePublished on January 1, 2014 by RougeSatus