When you see the name and picture of Bruce Willis prominently featured on the poster of an action movie that goes straight to video, you can be pretty sure of two things. First, you won’t see much of Willis in the actual film, and, second, the movie is headed straight to the toilet. In recent years, Willis, who rarely gets cast in major studio projects nowadays, has made a living lending his name and a few minutes of his time to any producer willing to write a check. That’s certainly the case with “10 Minutes Gone,” a so-called heist thriller that proves extremely short on thrills.
In “10 Minutes Gone,” Willis plays a criminal master planner who recruits a supposed top-notch group of thieves for a bank robbery in Cincinnati. The gang includes Michael Chiklis, the real star of the film, and his brother. While the other gang members are threatening customers in the bank’s lobby, Chiklis and his brother break into the vault and steal a safety deposit box that viewers later learn contains a fortune in stolen diamonds. Unfortunately, when Chiklis and his brother escape out of the bank’s back entrance, all the alarms go off, and the crooks in the front of the bank wind up in a big shootout with arriving cops. In the meantime, Chiklis gets clunked on the head by a mysterious assailant. When he wakes up, ten minutes later (hence, the film’s title), his brother is dead, and the box of diamonds is gone. Figuring that one of his fellow thieves set him up, Chiklis spends the rest of the film tracking down the remaining gang members. And, as he asks them about the missing box, the body count starts to rise.
The above synopsis might make someone think that “10 Minutes Gone” is an exciting action thriller. It’s not. The movie has plenty of action, but it comprises mostly poorly staged scenes in which director Brian A Miller alternates between shots of the crooks firing dozens of shots at offscreen cops and cops shooting dozens of shots at offscreen crooks. I would guess that whatever money there was left in the film’s budget after paying Willis and Chiklis went to buy the thousands of blanks used in the movie’s various shootouts. “10 Minutes Gone” is one of those films in which crooks and cops have magic guns that can fire hundreds of rounds without either having to reload or hitting any targets. Even worse, the movie features two subsequent flashbacks in which large segments of the shootout are repeated for no reason other than to fill up screen time.
Most of Willis’s scenes take place in an empty upper floor of a building under construction (I guess so the producers could save money on actual set design). There, he strategizes with the members of his team that aren’t in the bank. Willis doesn’t get much for all the alleged top-flight talent he has recruited, either in terms of actual criminal expertise or acting ability. The robbery shows about the same degree of careful planning as stickups on old “Dragnet” episodes did. Further, the members of the supporting acting ensemble of virtual unknowns deliver some painfully wooden performances, as if they were having trouble remembering every single line. To his credit, Chiklis seems invested in his performance, but Willis seems bored most of the time.
There is an actual big bad in “10 Minutes Gone,” whose identity is ridiculously easy to figure out in about, say, ten minutes. Nevertheless, director Miller provides an overly talky, confusing, flashback-filled explanation at the end for why the robbery went sour and the jewels disappeared. The only thing that accomplishes is to make the final showdown even less interesting. Needless to say, anyone making an effort to think through the movie’s entire plot will realize how little sense it makes.
Michael Chiklis does make an effort in “10 Minutes Gone,” and he’s always an entertaining actor to watch. For that reason, I would give this movie a 1.5-star rating. Based on the completely ridiculous ending, however, I’m lowering it to one star. The only positive about “10 Minutes Gone” is that the constant noise level in the film will likely keep viewers awake who might otherwise doze off. Sadly, watching “10 Minutes Gone” will result in 88 minutes gone for good for the viewing audience.