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1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said Paperback – April 1, 2005
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields, during an interview to become a spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
-Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
"Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here."
-former Vice President Dan Quayle
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theismann, former NFL football quarterback and sports analyst
Top Customer Reviews
Attorney: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Doctor: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Doctor: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
Attorney: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
Doctor: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Doctor: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
Doctor: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Enjoyable but not as good as 1001 smartest things ever said.
In some sections I had some real belly laughs.
I'm happy I purchased it.
Amusing collection. Have donated it to our local library. Once I finished the book - no need to keep it.Published 6 months ago by cpmo
The title alone has a lot to live up to - and it does. My father got a real kick out of this.Published 7 months ago by PianoReview
/not just a collection of sayings from the web, but categorized and sorted. Some funny, some sad that leaders and famous people could actually say these things!Published 13 months ago by D. Dalal