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1001 Monsters You Must Slay Before You Die Kindle Edition
Rambunculous: city of endless strife. Invaded, overthrown, occupied, destroyed, remade, and re-invaded more times than Pops Allsop can remember. And, at eighty-three, he's seen a lot and survived it all.
Four Dark Lords, one zombie apocalypse, one vampire, two Chosen Ones, a 4D floaty thing, a tentacled monster from beyond the stars, nine clones of himself, a sexually unavailable elf maiden, and an aggrieved moth-man that has it in for him over an incident involving a can of spam and a cactus.
Among other things.
Slightly senile, a bit stupid, and in need of a hip replacement, Pops must traverse the smashed terrain of Rambunculous left by the war of the Serpent Queen with only his fuzzy memories to guide him and his legendary cowardice to protect him.
He really needs to get a move on, because his past is about to catch up to him. And it's still ticked off about that cactus.
A comedy fantasy novel (with traces of science fiction) in the tradition of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams.
"Exciting, amusing, quirky, bizarre, but also poignant, relatable and occasionally heart-wrenching." (Earl Leonard)
- ASIN : B0756XWQ6Y
- Publisher : Shuriken Press (August 28, 2017)
- Publication date : August 28, 2017
- Language : English
- File size : 1344 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 169 pages
- Lending : Enabled
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,989,279 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
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