2-Headed Shark Attack [Blu-ray]
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Things go wrong quickly for a group of students on a Semester At Sea trip, when their boat, the Sea King hits a shark, damaging the boat. The boat begins to take on water and the group heads for safety on a nearby atoll and are terrorized and devoured by the double headed beast.
Is the acting bad? Yep
Is the dialogue wretched? Uh Huh
Is the shark CG and cheesy looking? Sure Is
Is this movie totally fun? Absolutely
The first power was how it would constantly chomp two people at once, and the two people were always the perfect distance apart to line up beautifully with each mouth. Cosmic synchronicity, or an example of pure shark predatory genius? We know the true answer.
Next, the shark was able to change size immediately. It would smash an entire boat in its jaws (actually it causes a whole island to sink by crashing its head into the underwater land-part and biting biting biting it), then five seconds later it was sneaking up on people standing in three feet of water. Obviously it had the secret power to grow and shrink itself, and also the skill of teleporting. Then, the shark could also regenerate, because when it lost one of its heads - the left one - it would miraculously grow it back while the right head went away. It kept switching missing heads, because reptiles do that, and sharks and reptiles are the same.
It was also attracted to electricity from big engines because electricity made it mad, but it always managed to go out of its way to chew on people. Hm. Hey wait a sec. I guess the island must have had a crazy invisible electrical charge because the shark was very very angry at the island and kept attacking it when it had nothing else to do.
The shark bit a guy's leg off, flipped his body into the air with its tail, then launched out of the water to grasp him cleverly in both jaws and rip him apart. I wanted to give the shark 10 out of 10 for gorgeous synchronized chomping.
Next, the shark hid inside a tsunami and flooded the island before and after making the island sink.Read more ›
Carmen Electra stretching for most of the film? check. Brook Hogan making her acting coach grimace? check. really awful acting from a well known actor's sibling: double check. CGI is suspect and fabulously cheesy. Some boobs for those that need some T&A. Worth a few bucks for what it is.
If you like this kind of stuff in general, you'll have fun; otherwise, don't bother.
The opening starts the production off right. Two talented water skiers in bikinis are pulled behind a boat towed by three ogling guys taking their pictures. I therefore found it a bit incredulous that nobody in the boat noticed when a giant two-headed shark leapt from the water and neatly munched them down. Not that it matters. The real meat of the story, the chum as it were, starts when we meet Professor Babbish (Charlie O'Connell) who is taking his class of insufferable students on a "semester at sea" to learn...well, something. It starts off with a lesson in sextant use, but quickly turns to a sunbathing demonstration. They are on a typical Florida tourist boat...Read more ›
Call me bias if you want to, but I like this movie and I strongly recommend it.
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Loved this movie when i 1st saw it on SYFY channel. So i had to have it for Brooke Hogan who has an awesome body to show off for the movie.Published 1 month ago by Dan Core
The shipping and delivery was really good and fast. But the dvd skipped every so often. Was disappointed in that.Published 3 months ago by Hilary Pennacchio
Did not expect much but Carmen Electra as a PhD????? This flick was such a stretch that I found the characters worthy of their demise.Published 4 months ago by Home in the OC
Great movie and recommend its sequel 3 Headed Shark Attack.Published 9 months ago by Brian D. Rodgers
This movie is terrible, I watched it on tv, I read the reviews on Jaws 3, Jaws the Revenge. Brooke Hogan and Carmen Elektra are in it, but they're acting is terriblr The movies is... Read morePublished 16 months ago by Eat, sleep, conquer, break the streak