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99 Reasons to Hate Cats: Cartoons for Cat Lovers by [Briscoe, Tom]
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From the Author

Readers of 99 Reasons to Hate Cats will accuse me of not actually hating cats. Ok, you got me. But others go as far as saying I like or even love them. That allegation I will strongly deny even if I happen to be married to you.

About the Author

Cartoonist Tom Briscoe got married. Now he will spend the rest of his life with his sweetheart and her cats. His book, 99 Reasons to Hate Cats, is how he copes with his hopeless situation. Tom's cartoon work has also appeared in the Birmingham News, Birmingham Weekly, Black & White, The Southern Times, Funny Times and Universal uClick's GoComics.com.

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  • File Size: 2779 KB
  • Print Length: 114 pages
  • Publication Date: May 22, 2012
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0085HN8N6
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #137,258 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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By David McElroy on June 1, 2012
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With a title such as "99 Reasons to HATE Cats," you might think the market for this humorous little book would be limited to members of the local kennel club or their canine friends. Instead, it's something for anybody with strong feelings about cats. Even if you love them as much as I do, you'll find yourself grinning at the minor irritations that come from life with our feline friends. It's well worth the paltry $2.99. That's less than most drinks at Starbucks and it'll stay with you considerably longer. I highly recommend it.

Also, I'd like to point out that you don't need to own Kindle hardware to read the book. You can download software for most computers and smartphones from Amazon. If you prefer, you can even read it in your web browser. It's really easy.
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As a cat-lover, I was happy to see this one show up as a free title a while back. On the plus side, it is a quick read. On the negative, it is mostly lame one-liners with poor illustrations. Some of the "reasons" repeat with different words and some of them are reasons to love your cats, not hate them. It's just not funny enough to get past the title.
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A joyful reminder of why we shouldn't share our homes with cats but why we always will. The author must have an incredibly loving wife!
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I thoroughly enjoyed this little ebook. I love cats and have lived with cats all my life. Now I have 2 that are truly my babies. Cats can drive you nuts but you just have to love them. The best thing about this ebook is that each reason has a cute color drawing to go along with it. And the drawings made me laugh more than the text. Very cute. Small simple drawings but very creative.

There are many reasons to hate cats. They can be annoying, destructive and just plain crazy. My cats do all those nutty things and worse. I like the "Cat Owner Codependency"....the drawing is of a woman all scratched up but she is saying it was her fault. This is called reasons to hate cats but I think it is surely a sarcastic title because some of the reasons are what make me love cats the most. I do wish the ebook was much longer. It is a very quick read and leaves me wanting more. At the end of the book the author lists several cats that were/are in the family and how they met. I thought that was a nice addition. Fun quick read for some nice giggles.
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I'm an animal lover by nature but cats are the one animal I couldn't live without being in my life! This book had my daughter and I cracking up at every page, everything written about cats is so true it had my belly aching! It's true for any cat lover, these are the reasons we love to hate our cats!! An absolute must buy unless you actually do despise cats then buy it anyway because at least then you'll feel like you've got somebody with legitimate reasons on your feelings about cats! Lol! :)
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What is not to like about 99 cartoons about why we all hate cats?

Each cartoon illustrates something that anyone who has ever been around a cat will appreciate - like hairballs.

Even cat lovers might like the book.

Something I got for free in the Kindle edition back in March and just got around to looking at.
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99 Reasons to Hate Cats is a tongue in cheek hatred of felines, it has no serious reasons such as they kill local wildlife, it's all written in good fun. It is written in the tone as if the author is a reluctant owner of a cat (probably due to his girlfriend/wife wanting one) with the odd trying to kill the thing dark humour such as it always lands on its feet. I think once the author had the idea for this book he was maybe worried someone else would publish that idea first and rushed to get this published as there's quite a few "reasons" which are repeated over multiple in a row pages, just with different sentences such as the scenario of kitty litter, if you were small it would eat you or always underfoot. Also some reasons are split over two pages but count as two reasons such as Reason 23 You Can't Help liking them as kittens, then we get a whole new reason for the punch line (24) but they still grow up to be cats. So if you're buying this for the quantity of reasons, you are really probably getting around 70-80 of them, not 99. Possibly if the author had held off publishing for a few weeks he would have come up with 99 unique reasons, but the repetition and splitting reasons is a bit disappointing. If you can come across this for free or .99c this might not be such an issue but if you were paying any more than that you're going to get the slight feeling of being ripped off.

I would actually rate this three and half stars overall. The text at the rating level of four, but the illustrations that are supposed to combine with the text and deliver the joke I thought were pretty amateur. Granted not everyone can draw, I'd be one of those people, but this book would have benefited greatly by approaching an artist who could draw the reasons as funny pictures.
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While I am not crazy about cats, I did think that with a title like this, it would be a funny book about hating cats. I'm sorry but I think this one missed the mark. I think that this was written for cat lovers, and maybe they would see something funny in it.
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