ASSHOLE REPELLENT....THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT / PRODUCT !!
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- PRODUCT IS A FUNNY GAG AND DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY CONTENT! *RECIPIENT OF THE 2011 "ULTIMATE GAG GIFT PRODUCT " AWARD !!
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"as seen on front label"....ACME LEFT-HANDED WIDGET CORPORATION....ASSHOLE REPELLENT....GUARANTEED TO REPEL A COMPLETE TOTAL REPULSIVE ASSHOLE....Directions....When an Asshole is detected, aim atomizer at the Asshole and spray for one second....Chronic cases of being an Asshole may require the triple flubberblast
(three short sprays).
"as seen on back label ".... Let`s face it. The world`s full of Assholes. Whether they`re at the mall, behind the wheel, at the supermarket, or at the gas station, they`re everywhere. They`re Assholes, and you just can`t avoid them. Now you can stick it back to em` with Asshole Repellent. What is Asshole Repellent? It`s a mere sassy display that displaces cause and effect over and over again. The planet will run out of Assholes before you`ll run out of Asshole Repellent; and we both know that is not happening. You get our drift. Comes completely assembled. Whoever said Assholes live long and prosper, never had a can of Asshole Repellent. So the next time you run into an Asshole that you tried to avoid, let em` know that you know, that they know, that you know that they`re an ASSHOLE....with ASSHOLE REPELLENT....!! NOTE: PRODUCT IS A FUNNY GAG AND DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY CONTENT
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For example, the last time Senator Rick Santorum was shouting Bible verses through my bedroom window, I merely sauntered over, withdrew the can from my nightie, and held it up at eye-level. "What is THAT?!" he bellowed. "A&@hole repellant," I said, calmly displaying the clearly marked label. "Don't worry, it won't kill you. I've got it set to STUN-NING!!!!"
Also makes a great Father's Day gift for the dad who has everything and wants to keep it that way. Just don't be upset if he sprays it on groups of small children. "GET OFF MY LAWN!"
As the dawn of understanding crosses his/her face, you too will get another
chuckle, over and over again with each new 'victim'!! Originally purchased
as an anonymous gag birthday gift, I have since ordered more... you can't
have enough cans around the office! Sellers are delightful to deal with
too, even mailing my gift to another country! P.S. The can is empty/fake.
It's all about the label. Buy with confidence.
The label is hilarious.......explaining the uses in a serious manner. This would be great to give friends, co-workers and family members. It's the perfect gag gift.