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Absolute Unit by [Nick Kolakowski, Crystal Lake Publishing]

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Category Novel Anthology Novel Novel Anthology/Novellas
Blurb All fairy tales were history once. Stories of famous monsters in a new horror anthology. This psychological thriller follows a family to their Appalachian farmhouse, where they encounter an unimaginable horror. An unknown threat is creeping its way into Jana’s residence in this psychological horror novel. Monsters and monster-killers come in all shapes and sizes in this collection of three horror novellas.

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★ ★ ★ ★ ★ "[This] bizarro crime horror story is a friggin' blast, packed chock full of comedy, outrageousness, and violence."—Michael Patrick Hicks, author ofThe Resurrectionists

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"...takes the basic concept of a thriller, dials up the body horror, and puts a blackly comedic twist on the whole thing, the end result being uniquely entertaining and gleefully bonkers."Richard Martin, Horror Oasis

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"Action-packed, gory, and hilarious. I loved it!"Michelle Garza

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"Absolute Unit is a kick in the groin to all those who hold "traditional values" dear. It is the American nightmare made flesh with all the hidden seediness and sordid behavior of a rotten and decayed culture placed front and center for your reading pleasure. It's a nasty, dirty read, and I couldn't put it down."Rex Hurst, author ofWhat Hell May Come

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"The best parts of this book are the action sequences and the sharp wit laced throughout. Bill is not a great person and hearing from the perspective of the sentient parasite within him is truly unique. Once Trent gets involved, the story pivots and, while we still hear from the parasite, it is nice to have the added POV. 'Absolute Unit' speeds along and readers will be pleased with the entertainment factor."Tracy Robinson, HorrorDNA 

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"With a plot like a hot-wired hot rod whose brakes have just failed, Absolute Unit will worm its way into your central nervous system just as effectively as its parasitic narrator, and the results will be equally catastrophic. High tension, humorous horror with a gloriously high body count."Jasper Bark, author of Run To Ground

From the Author

Interview with Nick Kolakowski:
 
What makes this horror novella so special?
This novella is a mash-up of horror, crime fiction, and humor that has something to say about our post-pandemic world. It's crammed full of talking parasites, gun-toting furries, drug kingpins, mini-car chases, murderous old ladies, pizza, an apocalypse, and true love!  
 
Tell us more about your lead character.
The lead character isn't human at all! It's a super-intelligent, super-sarcastic parasite who initially wants to have fun, but then decides to conquer the world. So, basically John Carpenter's 'The Thing' if the creature had a sense of humor, or a tapeworm if it read too much Camus. 
 
Why should readers give this book or your work a try?
I guarantee this is the most unique book you'll read this month. It takes modern American horror in unexpected directions; it has crime-thriller elements used in ways you've never seen. It'll make you laugh... and it will make you shiver in fear for the human race.

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B096SVYC14
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Crystal Lake Publishing (July 29, 2021)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ July 29, 2021
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1951 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 146 pages
  • Page numbers source ISBN ‏ : ‎ B09B333ZSZ
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.5 out of 5 stars 31 ratings

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