- File Size: 368 KB
- Print Length: 212 pages
- Publication Date: November 24, 2014
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- Language: English
- ASIN: B00Q3W5UZE
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The Absurd Naturalist: Irreverent Musings on Nature Kindle Edition
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Where else might you read about the evolution of the toaster oven, and which naturally-selected physical traits you should look for when considering a replacement model? Or, have you recently considered the question of same-species marriage? No matter where you come down on the issue I think we'd all agree that procreation should be limited to an intra-species affair. When you start to cross-breed, say, people and cats, or maybe dolphins and polar bears, you can never really be sure what you'll get. And the author treats us to what he claims is the first X-rated naturalist essay, which would be an oddity indeed! Unfortunately he strays badly afield and we never really get to the juicy good parts.
Perhaps you may be considering becoming a naturalist yourself. Why you would ever want to do that I just don't know, but no worries! Contained herein are two companion essays, 'The Well-Dressed Naturalist' and 'The Well-Equipped Naturalist.' Careful study of those chapters will allow you to at least pretend to be a naturalist, and do a convincing job of it, even though you probably have no formal training in the science and have certainly never studied it.
And, of course, you'll need to know how to keep javelinas out of your garden, which you can never actually do, so the best bet there is just to peacefully coexist with them. Which is not the recommended approach when it comes to packrats. Packrats mean an all-out war, man on rat, to the death! You will not win that one either. After considering the various animal species you will certainly, as a pseudo-naturalist, want to move on to the world of plants. And you'll certainly need some legal advice on how to file wrongful-death lawsuits on behalf of your dearly departed zinnias. You know those ones. The ones who looked perfectly green and healthy at the nursery, but which suddenly expired of some mysterious ailment as soon as you bought them, brought them home, and lovingly planted them in your garden?
This book sits right on the line between humor and satire, and it sits there very well indeed. Good satire is becoming a lost art, and it's refreshing to see someone who knows his way around it. I guarantee you that you'll at least smile as you read these short essays, and I'd be willing to bet you'll even catch yourself laughing out loud at times. They really are that good! The Absurd Naturalist is quite entertaining, and is very highly recommended.