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Accoutrements Squirrel Underpants

4.4 out of 5 stars 76 customer reviews
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  • Standard white cotton jockey-type drawers
  • One size fits most squirrels
  • Will also fit most guinea pigs
  • Held up with an elastic band for a perfect fit
  • Can be also be used on other squirrel-sized rodents
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WARNING:
CHOKING HAZARD -- Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Product Description

Product Description

Squirrel Underpants Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children's eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We've got the answer, Squirrel Underpants! Each pair of tiny briefs has a 3" waist and is made of 100% cotton. Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils. Hey!, still not convinced? Check out this touching testimonal: "Hi, I'm Lydia. I was so excited when they asked me to talk about Squirrel Underpants! I used to be ashamed to take my own daughter, Laura, to the park because of the naked squirrels. It may sound prudish, but squirrels are just so shameless in their nudity. What am I supposed to say when Laura asks me why she has to wear underpants? These tiny Squirrel Underpants keep my daughter safe, they keep my family safe and they keep America safe. Thanks Squirrel Underpants!" Features: Machine Washable, Last for years. Tiny "Y-fronts" look just like people underpants! Perfect gift, collector's item or conversation piece. So go ahead, Help a squirrel hide his nuts for winter!

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Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children's eyes when a tiny furry streaked crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We've got the answer, Squirrel Underpants. Each pair of tiny briefs has a 3" (7.6 cm) waist and is made of 95% cotton and 5% spandex. Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils

Product Information

Product Dimensions 9.5 x 8.7 x 1.2 inches
Item Weight 0.8 ounces
Shipping Weight 0.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
Domestic Shipping This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
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ASIN B004I03BCM
Item model number 11884
Manufacturer recommended age 12 - 15 years
Best Sellers Rank #146,034 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
#963 in Toys & Games > Novelty & Gag Toys > Gag Toys & Practical Jokes
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We thought our friend's hamster Frederick (he prefers the German Frederick, definitely NOT Fred or, gasp, "Freddy") would appreciate this gift, as he often complains that "hees business" is always on display, especially as he frolics in his wheel.

But when we presented the "Accoutrements Squirrel Underpants" to Frederick on his birthday, his disappointment was palpable. "Vell zen," he quipped crisply, as German hamsters so often do. "Ve are polite and must still appreciate da gesture, no?" Frederick clearly expected something with a bit more "oomph."

Upon our next visit, Frederick had cut the undergarments into a jock-strap of sorts, and he had affixed an Andrew Christian label to it. He had also dyed it a rich pink. He "vas ready fo da gym!"

It goes to show: hamsters are ever so resourceful, and gay German ones even more so.
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These little 'tighty whitey's' will do when the laundry is all piled up and your pet squirrel is far too modest to 'go commando.' My squirrel prefers boxers though... these tight little underbritches just don't seem to have enough room for his nuts.
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Yeah, I know. These were meant for squirrels, but I didn't have the heart to tell my parrot, who accidentally opened the wrong package on Christmas and got so excited about his new underpants that he tried them on right away. So I gave the squirrel the bag of birdseed I had wrapped for the parrot, who proudly has been wearing the same pair of undies for over three weeks now. They fit quite well, and there's even room in the front pocket to store his peanuts.
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Ok... it was a little difficult catching the squirrel and even more difficult putting these on my lil'furry friend. Once on though I felt he really liked them and I could sense his comfort. BTW they run a litle small, if you have a big squirrel I'd size up or go for the rabbit underpants.
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I bought these for my friend Skippy. He loved them till he looked at the website and saw the disclaimer "Warning: Choking Hazard -- Small parts". He considers himself quite the squirrel-about-town and really resented the implication that he has small parts. I found the underpants hanging on my car antenna and he hasn't spoken to me since.
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These are NOT made of squirrel! I know, I know, I should have read the product description more closely. Nevertheless, very disappointing.
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Ha Ha - yes, I am talking to all you haters out there, bagging on what is a serious product that fills a serious need in our world. Oh yeah, so funny to make nut jokes. <eye roll> It is not a big joke to real Americans like me that have pet squirrels. I thank Buddha every single day that this company saw a serious issue and stepped up to rectify an injustice!

See, I was driving back from Vegas and I needed to stop and get directions to find the highway. (I also needed to pee, but that is a different story for my review of the car travel urinal product.) There was this very nice lady sitting out in front of her house, with cages of squirrels. She was very helpful in directing me to the highway, and offered to sell me one of her squirrels. Being the animal lover that I am, and a sucker for piercing black eyes, I immediately accepted. That is how Giovanni entered my life. The rest of the roadtrip was just pure magic, he and I laughed and talked and sang songs about hiding in Christmas trees and terrorizing talking dogs. He's my BFF now.

However, when we got home, I noticed some disturbing things:

1. Squirrels have a difficult time, um, wiping properly, and he left all kind of skid marks all over my new car seats.
2. Along with the skid marks, there were several wet spots as well, that frankly, I didn't want to discuss.
3. I was a little disturbed when, while singing "Acorns all over your face, tell me how does it taste...", he began swinging from the rearview mirror and, well, the package he was delivering was, um, larger and more in-your-face, than I was expecting.
4. He hates going commando in the jeans that I got him. I did manage to find him a squirrel jock strap for his kilt, but he says the jock wears funny with jeans.
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My squirrel loves these new underpants. He told me to write that they're much more supportive than his squirrel boxers.
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