Other Sellers on Amazon
+ Free Shipping
+ $2.45 shipping
+ Free Shipping
Accoutrements Bacon Lip Balm
|Price:||$6.06 & FREE Shipping on orders over $49. Details|
Fulfillment by Amazon (FBA) is a service we offer sellers that lets them store their products in Amazon's fulfillment centers, and we directly pack, ship, and provide customer service for these products. Something we hope you'll especially enjoy: FBA items qualify for FREE Shipping and .
If you're a seller, Fulfillment by Amazon can help you increase your sales. We invite you to learn more about Fulfillment by Amazon .
- Enter your model number to make sure this fits.
- Heals Dry And Cracked Lips
- Bacon Fresh
- Wonderful Bacon Smell
Frequently Bought Together
Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought
From the Manufacturer
Top Customer Reviews
I am a shy and mild-mannered man who avoids parties and lacks confidence. I often felt sickly and under the weather. That all changed with I discovered Bacon Balm. I put it on before I went to my job at the public library. The first thing I noticed was how masculine I felt. It was like I'd just showered in testosterone. I left the house and instead of shuffling down the sidewalk with my head down, I held my head high and was amazed at the spring in my step. A pack of dogs fell in behind me (must have been that tantalizing bacon smell wafting behind me in the air) and it seemed like the sun was shining brighter.
My co-workers stared as I entered the library and I had one of my most productive days ever; I've never re-stocked that many books before. That afternoon an angry patron protesting his library fines threatened the head librarian; I picked him up by the scruff of his neck and the seat of his pants and tossed him out on the sidewalk. The cheers and adulation of my co-workers was intoxicating. I reapplied Bacon Balm after lunch and by the end of the day I had quit my job and opened my own business. I felt more vibrant and alive than I had ever felt before (the only time I remember feeling even close to this was in high school when I was elected president of the Chess Club and won the Dungeons and Dragons trivia contest).
I have changed my wardrobe and can do the P90X workouts in my sleep.Read more ›
Ingredients: Petroleum Jelly, Mineral Oil, Beeswax, Polybutene, Octyl Palmitate, Propylparaben, Fragrance.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
I didn't personally try it but it was a funny gift for my friend!Published 8 days ago by melanie patterson
It doesn't smell like bacon! I don't know what it smells like but I do know it smells and tastes HORRIBLE.Published 1 month ago by Beatrice B.
This was purchased as a gag gift and a gag gift it was. For a bacon lover it made a perfect stocking stuffer. I'm not sure it will be used year round but it gained a good giggle.Published 2 months ago by HolyMoehly