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Accoutrements Bacon Lip Balm

3.6 out of 5 stars 221 customer reviews

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Product Description

Color: 1 Pack

Product Description

Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips.

From the Manufacturer

Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can. Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips. Each tube is 2-1/2" (6.4 cm) long with a twist bottom dispenser. Illustrated blister card.

Product Information

Color:1 Pack
Product Dimensions 4 x 3.8 x 0.8 inches
Item Weight 0.3 ounces
Shipping Weight 4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
Domestic Shipping This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
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ASIN B002SIFQUQ
Item model number 11957
Manufacturer recommended age 10 - 15 years
Best Sellers Rank #34,568 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
#402 in Beauty > Skin Care > Lip Care > Balms & Moisturizers
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3.6 out of 5 stars 221 customer reviews

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Wife was constantly kissing me while I was playing xbox. Now I no longer have this issue. It repels her nicely.
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Let's be clear at the outset that you should not purchase this product if you suffer from frequent chapped lips. It is not satisfactory for that purpose. In addition, while I LOVE bacon, Bacon Balm's taste and odor don't ring true. That's not the beauty of Bacon Balm. In reality, it is confidence in a tube. Let me share my story...

I am a shy and mild-mannered man who avoids parties and lacks confidence. I often felt sickly and under the weather. That all changed with I discovered Bacon Balm. I put it on before I went to my job at the public library. The first thing I noticed was how masculine I felt. It was like I'd just showered in testosterone. I left the house and instead of shuffling down the sidewalk with my head down, I held my head high and was amazed at the spring in my step. A pack of dogs fell in behind me (must have been that tantalizing bacon smell wafting behind me in the air) and it seemed like the sun was shining brighter.

My co-workers stared as I entered the library and I had one of my most productive days ever; I've never re-stocked that many books before. That afternoon an angry patron protesting his library fines threatened the head librarian; I picked him up by the scruff of his neck and the seat of his pants and tossed him out on the sidewalk. The cheers and adulation of my co-workers was intoxicating. I reapplied Bacon Balm after lunch and by the end of the day I had quit my job and opened my own business. I felt more vibrant and alive than I had ever felt before (the only time I remember feeling even close to this was in high school when I was elected president of the Chess Club and won the Dungeons and Dragons trivia contest).

I have changed my wardrobe and can do the P90X workouts in my sleep.
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I bought this for a friend who is a big fan of "all things bacon" and who has dry lips... We love the idea of bacon balm and had a lot of laughs talking about this product but we are totally let down by the flavor. It smells/tastes like liquid smoke, NOT bacon and rubbing liquid smoke on my lips isn't my idea of fun.
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By Jenn on December 24, 2010
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My Brother loves bacon and I thought this would be a great Christmas idea. I gave it to him tonight and was very curious to smell it. There is no smell except that of fumes. It does not smell like bacon at all. Do not purchase this item for the bacon lover in your life...they'll be disappointed just like we were!
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This stuff is disgusting!!! I got some for my brother for his birthday, and it burned my lips and tongue. It was SO disgusting, tasted NOTHING like bacon. It was horrible. We threw it out that same night. I can't say enough bad things about it. It was greasy; felt like bacon fat going on, and smelled like nothing I've ever smelled before... maybe burning tires? I love bacon as much as the next guy, but Good Lord; whatever you do, skip this product.
Ingredients: Petroleum Jelly, Mineral Oil, Beeswax, Polybutene, Octyl Palmitate, Propylparaben, Fragrance.
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Doesn't smell like bacon. I bought this as a novelty gift for my husband, not expecting it to get much use. If I were to get this as a gift, I would have thrown it away as soon as I took the cap off. Warning - this may get a little gross... The smell is something that someone who took an Anatomy class with lab would recognize. When you walk into an anatomy lab with cadavers there is certain smell that doesn't leave your sinuses for days and if you're ever curious what anatomy lab smells like, pop the cap on this lip balm and take a whiff. I would not have called this Bacon Lip Balm but (no disrespect to the dead) Cadaver lip balm. Yucky, yucky, gross. My eyes are just crossing thinking about it.
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I got this for my son who loves bacon and uses lip balm often, thought it would be a great little stocking stuffer but he couldn't stand using said it smelled and tasted gross so I tried and he was so right, ended up just throwing it out
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By Lauren on December 29, 2011
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Bacon balm ruined my life. It makes everything it touches and is near smell like faux bacon!! Disgusting! Got it as a gift, tried it on, wasn't that bad at first then sconds later I needed to throw up!!! EW! Must have wasted a bottle of perfume and a tube of lotion to get rid of the smell:P
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