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As mentioned in other reviews, the mask is very durable. The latex holds up well against brush and other woodland undergrowth. However, I found that when I tried to spear some pineapple from a tree or defend myself from approaching predators, the rubbery material of the horn just didn't hold up as well as I needed it to. More times than I'd like to admit, I had to gallop away from an attacking bear instead of standing proud and defending my honor like an actual unicorn. The solution I came up with was to simply reinforce the hollow inside of the horn with steel rods welded in a cylindrical shape. I just gorilla glued the metal into place (making sure a longer, pointed rod stuck out of the end so that I can pierce the hearts of my enemies) and voila!
Now I have a sweet unicorn mask that lets me fulfill all of my unicornical fantasies. You will not be disappointed in this mask.
The issue for me, however, is durability. I've taken to wearing the mask along with a black PVC suit and crimson cape, and calling myself "Unicorn Man." Imagine my disappointment when, the first time i attempted to spear an evildoer with my horn, it crumpled rather flaccidly. Since then i've reinforced the horn mechanically, but really, you shouldn't have to apply after-market solutions or take over-the-counter medications to firm up a supposedly magical horn.
Once upon a St. Patricks Day in Chicago the rivers were dyed green and the streets scented with unicorn musk. Twas I responsible for purchasing the mask and introducing it to the most sacred of American celebrations.
The day began with libations, laughs, and group photos - harmless, wholesome fun. But as inhibitions decreased, the power of the mask grew and its purpose became clear.
Everyone around me began to change. Their eyes increasingly aggressive and suggestive... Men, women, and even my own best friend succumbed to the sexual magic and saw me as a delicious piece of unicorn flesh.
The streets were no longer safe to walk. Horn strokings, hind grabbings, and piggyback rides that turned out not to be piggyback rides at all were impossible fend off. Seeking reprieve I took shelter in a Wrigleyville bar - big mistake.
The spiraled horn sent vibrations of the bumping bar music directly into my brain. By the time the DJ played R Kelly's Bump N' Grind my body had become the eye of a dancing hurricane and the magic of the unicorn had impregnated every woman and man on the dance floor. That's where my memory fades...
Two days later I woke up in my bed clinging to the mask and to reality. Never again.
Gotta run now, someones is at the door...
Most Recent Customer Reviews
This literally makes my day every time I see it. My friends have taken to calling me the unicorn lord and the mask is always a good time.Published 17 days ago by Pen Name
Still one of my favorite purchases! It looks great, feels great, and the McDonalds employees kindly ask you to take it off if you wear it in the store! Read morePublished 20 days ago by Lewis W.
No regrets what so ever ... I dont ever want to take it off , it dose smell like rubber though , just put some ferbreze in side and its perfect ! 🦄Published 1 month ago by Ciara b.
Good detail. Slight chemical smell that dissipated upon airing out.Published 2 months ago by Deb F.
This was a gift for a friend so logically I can't say how it was received other than "oh, thanks", so I have copied my review of the standard horse mask that I purchased... Read morePublished 3 months ago by KishODeath
Gives everyone that sense of magic of seeing a unicorn but also the feeling of confusion and fear because it is attached to a human body. Read morePublished 3 months ago by Nicholas Davis
It was soooo awesome how my mask came in a lot earlier than expected! It's in good condition. It's just hard for me to like see or breathe through but it's still cool to have.Published 3 months ago by Lorenzo
If you are at all considering buying this mask - do it. Do not hesitate. Do you want to be the person who CONSIDERED buying this but then didn't? No you don't. Why? Read morePublished 4 months ago by pooflex