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About Adolfo Jimenez
Adolfo Jimenez was born in Brooklyn and grew up in South Florida, where he lives with family. He's a drinker, barroom brawler, ex-gigolo, a compulsive liar and an all-around disagreeable person.
Adolfo has taught stand up comedy and has performed as part of an improv troupe.
Adolfo blogs about writing, family life, politics, and travel.
Adolfo began writing after the death of his first marriage but never took the craft seriously and never sought publication. His first published book, The Man in the Gray Sky, was released in 2019. He has since published 10 books, including three volumes of poetry, a short-story collection, and a personal development journal pretending to be a blog.
Adolfo has taught stand up comedy and has performed as part of an improv troupe.
Adolfo blogs about writing, family life, politics, and travel.
Adolfo began writing after the death of his first marriage but never took the craft seriously and never sought publication. His first published book, The Man in the Gray Sky, was released in 2019. He has since published 10 books, including three volumes of poetry, a short-story collection, and a personal development journal pretending to be a blog.
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Blog postI'm exhausted. I just got into Bozeman, Montana at about midnight. I was too tired to go directly to sleep. I was up at six AM because my body is still on Florida time. Jet lag is a real thing. I am in Montana this time because my eldest daughter will be starting at Montana State University in a week. We're moving her in. I'll be heading back alone to an empty house. Even the dogs are with a sitter so they won't be there to greet me. Careful what you wish for. I do enjoy my alone time,5 months ago Read more
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Blog postIn five days, my daughter will be going away to college. I am dying. I knew this day would come. In fact, I always encouraged her to look for schools in other states. I told her being away from home is a legit part of the college - learning - growing up experience. The one time the kid listens to her father!
I am happy for her and I am proud. She applied to one school and was accepted. She is the only one of her graduating class that is going to be attending college away from home. She'll6 months ago Read more -
Blog postI've been thinking of creating a new website. I've also been looking to team up with an editor who could work closely with me. I've been looking for a web designer, too.
In this day and age there is no reason for me to be thinking about these things and not getting them done so I put out a feeler on Facebook, asking for my creative peeps to reach out. They did.
Now begins a new chapter in my life.
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Blog postIt's Tuesday morning. It's cold in my house. Not because of anything having to do with the climate or the environment. The A/C is blasting as it will all summer. It's actually pretty warm outside although it's not even 8:00 AM.
I sit down at my computer to write as I do most mornings and I am a little more awake than I might otherwise be. It's not the coffee. It's the pool. I took a little swim this morning. I was letting out the dogs (I guess I've answered that Baja Men question - s7 months ago Read more -
Blog postI work at home. Most writers do. I traveled last week and my homes was a cabin in the mountains of West Yellowstone, Montana. The view from the window in front of my little writing desk was spectacular, if a bit distracting.
See, I live in South Florida. What's a mountain? We complain about speed bumps. We are at sea level. Standing on a box can make your ears pop. Need I go on? Good.
So now I'm home. It's a thousand degrees in the shade. I have to work and since I am home, the bar b7 months ago Read more -
Blog postI just came back from a week in West Yellowstone, Montana. It is, without a doubt, one of my favorite places in the world. I stayed in a cabin on a ranch. I rode horses and went whitewater rafting. I went to Yellowstone National Park and to Mesa Falls in Idaho. It was a great, badly-needed vacation. As much as I love my home, my bed, my pillow and my dogs, I hated coming back.
This was my second visit to West Yellowstone. I came back from my first trip very inspired and immediately began w7 months ago Read more -
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Blog postSo... how's your quarantine going?
Ready to go outside?
Oh... riots.
So... how are you passing the time? I hope you're not binge-watching bad TV shows that you've already watched. I hope you're taking at least a little time to improve yourself. Maybe you're reading a book. Maybe you're fixing up your house. Maybe you've taken up watercolors. Are you writing that book you've been dreaming about writing? Get to it.
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Blog postOften you will hear someone tell you they want to live a nice quiet life. We have been convinced that all we really want is some variation of what we see on TV. A spouse, a kid or two, maybe a dog or a cat, perhaps a witty guinea pig or a bird. We want a car and we want two weeks vacation every year plus weekends off. Except the guinea pig and the bird. They're relatively new. And I'm allergic to cats so I have two dogs.
This has been my life for nearly thirty years and I can tell you I wa10 months ago Read more -
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Blog postI normally reserve these pages for reflections on writing or my life, but today,
I decided to share a poem from my book, Scorpions for Breakfast, which was
released this week. I hope you enjoy it.
TRIPPING THROUGH THE GARDEN
We go tripping though lifeSocks covered in thistlesBug bites on exposed skinSun coming downHeat coming upHere comes the rainHere comes the nightHere comes the snowTripping through another dayEvery minute a trekA lost mome11 months ago Read more -
Blog postOn Thanksgiving day 2019, I left my house, planning to go to the grocery store. We have a tradition in my house. My wife will always forget at least one ingredient for the feast and I will brave the wilds of the local Winn-Dixie to procure said ingredient.
As I went into the front yard, my daughter in tow, I saw a little dog in my yard. Alone. Long story short, we rescued him, tried to find the owner and couldn't so now he is part of the family. He was sick and underweight when we f11 months ago Read more -
Blog postSettling into a new routine can be hard. I recently left the office life and I am working from home. It's not an easy transition Because I don't have to shower and shave and get out the door in the morning, I have lost my sense of urgency. I take my time. I write, then I walk the dog, then I come home and have breakfast and then get some work done.
Life was easier when I was racing against the clock.
Adolfo Jimenez is an author, poet, and blogger. He lives in Hollywood,1 year ago Read more -
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Blog postI love books. Even before I realized I wanted to be a writer, I was always a reader. I have owned, lost, and donated thousands of books. I have borrowed and lent books. I have read books and I have listened to books. Books have made me laugh, made me cry, and pissed me off. Many have put me to sleep and many have kept me up.
I read every morning and every night. Sometimes, if my schedule permits, I read in between those times. I also listen to audio books. I don't spend hours on new1 year ago Read more -
Blog postI like Lionel Richie. I also like teasing Mr. Richie about the whole Sunday mornings being easy thing. I woke early and sat down to write. I still have Christmas lights to take down and Christmas stuff to put up in the attic. I've been busy and haven't had a day off in two weeks.
But I feel good on this not-so-easy Sunday morning because I got my writing done.
Whatever you are pursuing. You must prioritize whatever you are doing to improve yourself or to improve t1 year ago Read more -
Blog postIt's been a crazy few days. My wife came home sick as a dog on Monday. Vomiting, passing out, incoherent. Sure, it sounds like just another Friday night in Casa Jimenez, but I assure you, this was something else. We ended up in the ER. She's okay now, at home, recovering from kidney stones and dehydration. It was scary.
This morning was the first time I've written since Monday. I am a believer in writing every day, whether for an hour or five hours. The important thing is to d1 year ago Read more -
Blog postWe lost a pet this morning. Our guinea pig Linnie died some time during the night. Linnie was a unique little furball. Black with some brown smudges here and their and her hair was all cowlicks so she was always a mess. Another thing about Linnie: She was a boy.
When we got her, about two years ago, we were told she (he) was a girl. About a year later, we confirmed he (she) was a boy. We found this out when we got her (him) a boyfriend. His name is Milton. It turns out Milton and Li1 year ago Read more -
Blog postI'm not Barbara Walters, but this is still 2020.
It's been a long day after a long night, but I wanted to jump on here and wish you all a great New Year.
Got any goals?
Any big plans?
If not, get some. Do it. Do it now! It's that simple!
I'll be back soon with something (hopefully) worth reading. Adolfo Jimenez is an author, poet, and blogger. He lives in Hollywood, Florida. He has published eight books, which you can find here.
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Blog postI am not a full time writer. I write every morning and sometimes in the evenings. I have a day job. It's a stressful job. It pays well and I make a nice living. My job demands a lot of me and I have to deliver or I won't have it.
I have a mortgage, a car payment and two kids in private school. I am not a popular enough writer yet to support all that. So, I work.
I just started working from home. Same job, same responsibility, same goals. No suit and tie! Life is g1 year ago Read more -
Blog postThis is the fourth part of a series on the business of writing. Click here to go to Part One.
I am not a full-time writer. I have a career and I own a business. All things being equal, though, I'd rather earn my living as a writer. What I am is prolific. I am a very productive writer. I put words to paper (or processor) every day of the week. Sometimes, they're good, sometimes they suck. The important thing is to do the things that must be done.
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Blog postWhy are you writing?
Who are you writing for?
If you are writing for anyone other than yourself, you are writing for the wrong reason. You are the only person who will definitely read every word you write, so make sure they are words you love and can be proud of? Or, at the very least, make sure they are words you can live with.
Adolfo Jimenez is an author, poet, and blogger. He lives in Hollywood, Florida with his family. He has published eight books1 year ago Read more -
Blog postThis is the third part of a series on the business of writing. Click here to go to Part One.
Too many wannabe writers are in love with the idea of being known as a writer. They are not in love with the lonely drudgery of writing. Singers and actors get on stage and are cheered and adored, or jeered and booed. But at least they are known. When Andy Warhol promised those fifteen minutes of fame, he excluded most writers.
My point is that you have to write if you want to b1 year ago Read more -
Blog postIf you'd like to read the first part of this blog series, click here.
I was talking about the difference or the contrast between writing and the business of writing. I am not good at the business side of writing. I know I can be and I have no doubt I will be, but at the moment, I suck at it.
I suck at it because I haven't learned how to do it. Once I learn it, look out world!
I have earned my living for the past several years in sales. I know how to sell. I1 year ago Read more -
Blog postThis is a confession.
Too late. You're here now. You must listen to my tale of woe. To do otherwise, to turn away, would be indecent. You are a decent person... aren't you?
There are two sides to being a writer. There is the hard part, which is the actual writing. Then there is the harder part, which is selling yourself. I like sharing my experiences. I really do. What I don't like is the business of selling those experiences once they are bound in a book or put in an e1 year ago Read more -
Blog postMy dog Baxter, who was the most bestest goodest good boy ever, died about six months ago. He'd been with us most of his life and we got to enjoy his yodeling (he didn't really bark) for 12 years. I am not one to say that dogs are equal to kids, but I understand why people fall in love with them. Losing Baxter was a very painful experience. I sat up with him all night and held him when he took his last breath. I hope I was some comfort to him. He was my best friend.
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Blog postWhat an odd question? Is it worth it? Without knowing what it is or what the other it is, the answer must be yes, it is worth it.
When you wake up in the morning, as I do, and sit at your desk and write, pouring your heart and soul and mind onto the page or into the word processor, you are not doing it for anyone else. You are doing it for yourself. Why? Because the words you write may never reach another soul. Sometimes you erase them. Other times you decide to let them d1 year ago Read more -
Blog postThe cover of my latest book.
I like to write about writing. I'm not proud of it, but I do enjoy it. I won't try to pad this post since the title tells you exactly what it is. I won't insult you by pretending this is about anything other than selling a book.
I just published Dogs, Drinks, Women and Me, a short story collection. Please go out and buy it. If you don't I will be forced to continue working for a living. Not that writing isn't work. It's the harde1 year ago Read more
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Books By Adolfo Jimenez
Historia De La Literatura Puertorriqueña a Través De Sus Revistas Literarias (Spanish Edition)
Aug 23, 2010
$8.99
En la Historia de la literatura puertorriqueña a través de sus revistas literarias (2010), Jiménez Benítez aborda desde una perspectiva diferente el devenir histórico de nuestra literatura nacional. El lector encontrará apuntes sobre el periodismo literario en Puerto Rico durante los siglos XIX, XX y XXI. Pero el eje medular será el estudio de las revistas que nos va llevando por todo el proceso histórico de la literatura puertorriqueña: sus movimientos, tendencias, generaciones de autores y sus obras. El libro está dirigido a resaltar la importancia de las revistas literarias, como hilo de Ariadna, para descubrir así el hacer literario y crítico del país.
Words From The Quarantine: Poems
Nov 2, 2020
$2.99
From the author of "Tales from a 1979 Ford Fairmont "and "Scorpions for Breakfast," a new collection of poems and prose capturing the turmoil one can experience while healthy and quarantined.
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The latest collection of poems from Adolfo Jimenez explore quarantine, the lives of dogs, and life in the suburban jungle.
Blog Posts 11/2016 - 06/2020
Jun 5, 2020
$2.99
A collection of blog posts by Adolfo Jimenez covering his advice on personal development and, more controversially, his political philosophy. As a libertarian, Adolfo's columns don't conform to your expectations. What cannot be doubted is his love for his country and his fellow man.
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The Follow-up to The Man In The Gray Sky. Peter Shaw has fled. He has left behind everything he has worked his whole life to build. The decision was not easy, and sticking to it is even harder. He's living a new life and he's close to doing the things he's dreamed of doing for so long, but his family is pulling him back. His wife and kids and the life they share are too much to abandon. He is faced with a dilemma. Does he pursue his passion or does he return to what he was trying to escape?
A Year Without News: 854 Hours To A Better Me
Feb 10, 2020
$2.99
Ten years ago, I decided to cut news out of my life completely. Why would I do that?
Think about it: I started every day by reading or hearing about terrorist attacks, earthquakes, bank robberies, disease, war, depression, recession, fraud, AIDS, cancer, rape, famine... It makes me sick just thinking about it. I would wake up at 5:00AM and immediately start feeding myself this garbage. No wonder I was so unhappy!
So, decided that for one year, I would avoid the news. Entirely. I dedicated the 854 hours not spent on sensationalism, slant, and negativity on improving myself. I chronicled this journey and shared it with the world. The goal was to become a better person. I think it worked, up to a point. I'm not perfect, but neither are you, so there!
Think about it: I started every day by reading or hearing about terrorist attacks, earthquakes, bank robberies, disease, war, depression, recession, fraud, AIDS, cancer, rape, famine... It makes me sick just thinking about it. I would wake up at 5:00AM and immediately start feeding myself this garbage. No wonder I was so unhappy!
So, decided that for one year, I would avoid the news. Entirely. I dedicated the 854 hours not spent on sensationalism, slant, and negativity on improving myself. I chronicled this journey and shared it with the world. The goal was to become a better person. I think it worked, up to a point. I'm not perfect, but neither are you, so there!
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A collection of poems and prose by Adolfo Jimenez, Scorpions for Breakfast explores relationships between men and women, men and dogs, and dogs, ducks, and squirrels. There is commentary on life, war, and heartbreak. Jimenez pours his heart out on the page, sometimes to his embarrassment, always to our benefit. Jimenez is often dark, usually playful, and never takes himself too seriously - even when dealing with serious topics.
From Scorpions for Breakfast:
WALKS
We walk around buildings going nowhere
Through parking lots
And shopping malls and theme parks
We have no destination except the walk itself
We drive to places where we can walk
We embrace the sprawl
Sometimes we stop and we gawk and we wish to see
I point something out to you
You point something out to me
It’s nothing we haven’t seen before
We just haven’t seen it together
Pointing makes old things new experiences
We worship at the altar of the familiar
This is our church
This is our temple
This is our mosque
This is the end
From Scorpions for Breakfast:
WALKS
We walk around buildings going nowhere
Through parking lots
And shopping malls and theme parks
We have no destination except the walk itself
We drive to places where we can walk
We embrace the sprawl
Sometimes we stop and we gawk and we wish to see
I point something out to you
You point something out to me
It’s nothing we haven’t seen before
We just haven’t seen it together
Pointing makes old things new experiences
We worship at the altar of the familiar
This is our church
This is our temple
This is our mosque
This is the end
Dogs, Drinks, Women and Me: Short Stories
Nov 22, 2019
$2.99
Twenty-three stories. All of them mostly true. If we were to round up the characters in this book, some would tell the stories differently, some would confirm what I wrote, and most would not have a clue what I was talking about. That’s the beauty of the form. These are my stories even if they are taken from experiences I shared with other people.
There are stories about dogs, drinks, women, and buses, but mostly, these stories are about me. They are about times in my life, some great, some dark, all true to one extent or another.
There are stories about dogs, drinks, women, and buses, but mostly, these stories are about me. They are about times in my life, some great, some dark, all true to one extent or another.
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The Man In The Gray Sky
Aug 20, 2019
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Peter has it all. He is married to a beautiful woman. He has two healthy children. He is well off. He is miserable. Peter wakes up one morning and can't make sense of the life he worked so hard to build. His struggle to understand these feelings leads him on a journey of self discovery that will lead him back to the day he was born and then farther from his life than he ever thought he'd be. Is the mysterious cloud, in the shape of a man, leading him on this path, or is it he breaking down and imagining things? Will these thoughts set him free or lead him to ruin?
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Scenes from a 1979 Ford Fairmont
Aug 11, 2019
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The first book of poems published by Adolfo Jimenez, Scenes from a 1979 Ford Fairmont is a collection of thoughts ranging from the absurd to the erotic, stopping many times along the way, dealing with heartbreak, drinking, and even politics. Jimenez tells about the heartbreaking loss of his granddaughter in "79 Hours and 26 Minutes" and "A'leah Rose," and the everyday heartaches of the middle-aged American male. As we flip through the pages, we ride along as he hits highest highs and lowest lows. Adolfo Jimenez describes himself as a romantic cynic and these poems show us why he just might be right.
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I don’t always make a sale, but I always make an impression! By following the easy advice provided in this short book, you too can stand out and succeed in your local farmers' markets, flea markets, festivals and vendor events.
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